Laurie: (hiding in Dale's closet) Hey, are you hungry?
Travis: Oh yeah, I'll take a grilled cheese. What the hell are you talking about?
Laurie: I end up in here so much I stashed some granola bars just in case. (takes some granola bars out of a shoe)Yeah one time I hid in here to catch Dale cheating, another time because I was cheating with his cousin.
Travis: I bet that dude got nun-chukaed.
Laurie: They had to rebuild his nose with part of his elbow, I didn't even know they could do that. But honestly, it looked better.
Ellie: (Drinking coffee) Oh. Yes. Oh, God.
Travis: Good coffee, Mrs. Torres?
Jules: No, she's mocking me. See, yesterday when I was making those noises-
Travis: I'm out! (Walks away)
Jules: I'm allowed to make fake sexual noises, Travis! That's a really weird thing to take a stand on.
Jules: Ellie, am I going to be alone forever?
Ellie: How are we back here again?
Jules: I can get to this place from anywhere. Say a word.
Jules: Eggplants are vegetables, my uncle's a vegetable because he got hit by a truck. Truck carry beer, beers come in forties, I'm forty and alone and what am I doing with my life, Ellie?
Grayson: I just wish I could jump in a time machine and go back and undo... well, you.
Laurie: I would also use it to tell my cousin not to give her baby up for adoption. We're pretty sure she's Dakota Fanning now.
Grayson: Yeah, she's not adopted.
Grayson: Why don't you just buy a few cases of beer?
Bobby: Cause then there wouldn't be any sexy keg-pumping man. (Mimes pumping a keg) Hey baby!
Andy: (In a girly voice) You're really good at that!
Bobby: You want me to keep pumping?
Andy: Never stop pumping!
Grayson: A whole new level of disturbing.
Grayson: By the way, what can you tell me about this? (Lifts up his shirt and "Seacrest out" is written on his stomach)
Andy: You may wanna get used to that. It's permanent marker.
Grayson: Remember when you were in your twenties and you could drink all night and still feel good enough in the morning to write a letter to your girlfriend? (Bobby and Andy stare at him) I was a different person in college.
Jules: Laurie, can you help us decide who has dibs on a guy?
Laurie: That depends, which one of you is pregnant?
Laurie: Then I got nothing.
Andy: Sorry man, but I gotta bounce.
Bobby: No, you can't leave yet! You gotta start living like you have a mustache.
Grayson: See, that's just gibberish!
Andy: No, it's not. I often find myself asking the ultimate question: what would Burt Reynolds do?
International Episode Titles:
Czech Republic: Všechny špatné důvody (All the Wrong Reasons)
Music in this episode:
-"Calling All Friends" by Low Stars
-"Why Can't We" by WAZ
-"Nothing Last Forever" by WAZ
-"The Boys Are Back In Town" by Thin Lizzy
International Air Dates:
Canada: February 3, 2010 on Citytv
Norway: March 29, 2010 on TVNorge
United Kingdom: May 11, 2010 on Living
Sweden: May 25, 2010 on Kanal 5
Finland: November 11, 2010 on MTV3
Czech Republic: April 28, 2011 on ČT1
This episode is named after the song "All The Wrong Reasons" by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.
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