Bobby: You never listen to what I want! It's always about you! You know what? We're done! (Storms away)
Laurie: (Sobbing hysterically) Why won't you love me?!
Waiter: Ma'am, are you okay?
Laurie: (Sobbing hysterically) No! We have four kids together! I don't have my purse.
Waiter: Order anything you want. It's on the house.
Laurie: Oh, thank you!
Bobby: (Whispering form behind a bush) Get me the ribs! (Waiter sees him) Bitch!
Andy: For the love of my life, champagne, your best friend, she looks sad...
Andy: And finally, Bobby, showtime! (Bobby turns the lights on a huge mound of Christmas decorations) Happy Valentine's Day!
Ellie: You took down everyone's Christmas decorations for me?
Bobby: And the Goldstein's giant inflatable dreidel. Whatever the hell that is.
Andy: I figured we'd drink a little and then burn everything.
Ellie: It's perfect!
Grayson: I know you want me to be some girly-man who loves talking about his feelings, but that's never going to be me.
Jules: I'm not an idiot.
Grayson: Then what do you want from me?
Jules: I just want you to be a little different with me than you are with everyone else.
Grayson: Why are you always trying to change me? I love you just the way you are, I don't try and change you.
Jules: Well, that's because I'm not annoying!
Grayson: You really wanna open that door?
Grayson: (To Travis) Your mother wants me to open up emotionally. I'd rather touch my tongue to a car battery.
Laurie: My friend Nezzie did that on a dare! Now she just sits and watches game shows with the woman who helps her go to the bathroom.
Grayson: So, I'm trying to make this the perfect Valentine's Day for you, and all you want is for me to break down about my dad dying?
Jules: Don't twist this around to make me seem like the weird one!
Ellie: Captain Emo has been following me around spraying Valentine's Day ideas and vomiting "I love yous" all over me.
Andy: That's cause Captain Emo loves you!
Ellie: (Seeing Bobby and Andy staring at each other) Let me guess, you two finally kissed and only one of you liked it.
Bobby: I'm trying to help Andy brainstorm Valentine's Day ideas for you.
Andy: Sometimes I see my ideas in Bobby's eyes.
Jules: (To Grayson) When you put love out in the world, it always comes back to you. Watch this. Travis, you are such a great son. I love you.
Travis: (To Ellie) Looking hot today, Mrs. T!
Ellie: (To Andy) Go make me some money, handsome. (Kisses him)
Andy: (About Bobby) Best bro in the world, everybody, sitting right there!
Bobby: (To Laurie) Double frap-cap for the lovely lady.
Laurie: (To Tom) Damn, Tom, your garden looks good!
Tom: (To Jules) I know you love sticky buns, so I made these from scratch.
Jules: Aww, thanks, Tom!
Grayson: (Leading a blindfolded Jules into the house) I'm just trying to give you a nice surprise! Why are you struggling?
Jules: I keep having this recurring dream where you get bored with me and then you blindfold me and throw me into a woodchipper!
Grayson: Then don't ever get boring!
International Episode Titles:
Czech Republic: Graysonův pláč (Grayson's Cry)
After the opening scenes, the title says (See You Soon) Cougar Town (Stay in Touch @VDoozer, @KBiegel or @CougarTownRoom)
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: February 2, 2011 on Citytv
Sweden: March 29, 2011 on Kanal 5
United Kingdom: May 3, 2011 on Sky LIVING/Sky LIVING HD
Norway: November 22, 2011 on TVNorge
Czech Republic: December 16, 2011 on ČT1
Finland: July 31, 2012 on MTV3
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