Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 19

Ellie: I know it feels that sometimes we only tolerate each other for Jules, but I like to believe in my heart that when it really matters, we'd be there for each other?
Laurie: Even you don't believe that! You put a question mark at the end of the sentence!
Ellie: I do believe it! Deep down I really care about you?
Laurie: You did it again! (Leaves)
Ellie: But we're friends? You're pretty? Your hat's not dumb at all?

Bobby: Are we talking now?
Jules: Nope.
Bobby: Dang. I had a zinger.

Ellie: If I get murdered, I need you to tell the police something.
Laurie: Seriously, if I had a dime.
Ellie: Why are you here?
Laurie: There are three things I would never miss. You being tortured, boy band reunion concerts, and videos of horses giving birth. Ellie, they come out looking like ponies!

Ellie: If I get murdered, I need you to tell the police something.
Laurie: Seriously, if I had a dime.
Ellie: Why are you here?
Laurie: There are three things I would never miss. You being tortured, boy band reunion concerts, and videos of horses giving birth.

Ellie: When I'm about to lose it on Angela, I'll just crap all over you.
Jules: Oh, that sounds great. I'm leaving.
Ellie: What? No!
Jules: Yes.
Ellie: Stay.
Jules: Can't.
Ellie: Ham.
Jules: Cheese. Okay I really have to go, but we are definitely playing this game later!

Jules: Where Travis? I wanted to check in on him before I go save Ellie. Needed by everyone (Points to herself) hello.
Laurie: Yeah, Bobby couldn't find a pen, so he left me as a note. (In a Bobby voice) Hey J-bird, took Trav out with your pops to go see some hooters. Don't wait up.
Jules: Oh boy.

Laurie: We could take Travis to the mini-golf course that just reopened. It's no longer a crime scene, they found the head.
Jules: Windmill?
Laurie: Lighthouse.