Cougar Town

Jules: Ah, if I'm going to get waxed, I'll need to tidy the den. Ellie: Oh, yeah. Laurie: Wait, what the hell does that mean? Ellie: Oh that means Jules is so crazy that she has to give herself a trim before she gets waxes so her waxer doesn't think she's a cavewoman.

(as Grayson's fling leaves Jules waves) Jules: Bye Amber. Grayson: That's not her name. Jules: Oh, I was just guessing. Grayson: Her name is Candy. Jules: Neat, is she a lawyer or a nuclear physicist? (Laurie giggles) Grayson: Oh, great, the girl with three toe rings finds her funny. Laurie: One of them is a tattoo. Jules: Wow, you shuffled that poor girl out early this morning. Did you even feed her? Grayson: I don't like eating with people. Jules: What about what she likes? Grayson: Thumpy music. Jules: What else? Grayson: Shiny things. Jules: Little more. Grayson: Cartoons. Jules: Tell me what you know? Grayson: Being a vegan, except for pizza Jules: Aw, paper buddy, there's not an endless supply of hot dumb girls in this town. You keep acting like a selfless tool, word's going to spread. And you're going to find yourself living on planet No Love. (Jules and Laurie get in car, and then Jules leans out) That means women won't want to sleep with you anymore.

Andy: (to Bobby) We get along so well, our sons should hang out. Travis: Mr. Torres, I'm 16 years older than your son.

Jules: You never go all out for a guy? Laurie: If I really like a guy I'll stop texting while I do him. Ellie: I wish you were my daughter.