Cougar Town

(Andy walks into the realty office in a huff) Laurie: Hey Andy! Your nostrils look really mad.

(After Grayson lets Jules end their sexual relationship) Ellie: Just give him some time. He probably just thinks this isn't what he signed up for. Jules: That's what he said. Ellie: I don't get it. Jules: No, that's actually what he said.

Ellie: We can't go dancing, I sent the nanny home. I don't want her. Andy: So what am I supposed to do? Go shake it by myself? Ellie: That's what he said. Andy: That wasn't even subtle! There's an art to this!

(After Andy hires a nanny) Ellie: That's the nicest thing you've ever done for me. Andy: Oh, stop, it's just a tiny thing. Ellie(whispering): That's what he said. Andy: You ruined it! You ruined my gift!

Laurie: Let's play the admission game. That's when friends admit stuff and it brings everyone much closer. I read about it in a magazine. Ellie: What magazine? Laurie: Fine! It's just, I feel like people respect my ideas more when they think that they came out of magazines.