Jules: Well, you've got a real flair for decorating.
Grayson : (About his ex-wife) She took everything. What do you want?
Jules: Look, your marriage sucked.
Grayson: Thank you.
Jules: And my marriage sucked! But why would you let me think you're some jerk who walked away from his wife?
Grayson: I don't know, maybe because I had the crazy idea you'd want to talk about it. Or I didn't want to relive the crazy adventure of having someone you love just walk away. Definitely one of those two things.
Jules: Well, you can't just pretend it didn't happen.
Grayson: Are you sure? Because I'm pretending this conversation didn't happen as it's happening.
Jules: Grayson, look. I know what it's like to want to erase your past. I had Bobby move all his crap out just so I wouldn't have a daily reminder of it. But you can't pack away your past in boxes, it's always gonna be a part of who you are. Look, you were treated really, really badly. Which kind of justifies why you can be such a tool. I mean, don't get me wrong, I was also treated really badly. But I'm super nice, whatever.
Grayson: Worst buck-up speech ever.
Jules: I'm not done yet! You need to know that eventually, this isn't going to hurt so much. And the good times will get easier to remember. And you're gonna end up being a stronger person because of all that you've been through. I promise. (Long pause) Oh and for the record, I hated your wife. She was a total bitch. Needed to be said. You deserve better.
Jules: This is only about 10% of the crap you have left in this house.
Bobby: Hey, it's my driver's license.
Jules: I can't believe I was married to a man who keeps his driver's license in a box.
Bobby: A box marked "important".
Jules: You know what, you're just an arrogant jerk who left his wife to have sex with teenagers.
Grayson: Guilty. But it is kooky how many women find me attractive. I mean, they range in age from eighteen all the way up to like, well, how old are you?
Laurie: What is this weird mirror?
Jules: No, stay away from it.
Laurie: Oh my God, my pores look like giant bowling holes.
Ellie: I see a little moustache.
(While spying on Grayson's ex-wife, Laurie comments on the fashion taste of passers-by)
Laurie:Cute shoes, good shirt, bad skirt. Good skirt, bad top, bad shoes.
Jules: Are you having a seizure? Please focus.
Jules: Oh look who got laid last night.
Andy: That's right chumps, missionary accomplished!
Jules: Are you watching my sex tape?
Ellie: Yeah, but with the volume off so it's not so weird
Travis: As a grown man you think it's a good idea to store most of your earthly possessions in the woods?
Bobby: Calm down, what's a squirrel gonna do with a blender?
International Episode Titles:
Czech Republic: Jsem přitažlivá (I Am Attractive)
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: October 21, 2009 on Citytv
Norway: January 18, 2010 on TVNorge
Latin America: March 4, 2010 on Sony Entertainment Television (a.k.a. Canal Sony)
Sweden: March 16, 2010 on Kanal 5
United Kingdom: April 6, 2010 on Living
Finlnad: September 2, 2010 on MTV3
Czech Republic: February 18, 2011 on ČT1
The title refers to a song from Tom Petty's first solo album, Full Moon Fever released in 1989. The song was written by Petty and his writing partner for this album, Jeff Lynne.
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