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Jules: When you act like you don't want to talk to me, it just makes me want to talk to you even more.
Grayson: That may be the world's most annoying personality trait.
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Jules: (after running through timed fountain) I spent so much time on my hair this morning, it felt like cheating death.
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Grayson: Whoa, Andy, what's up?
Andy: I brought over pizza and beer.
Grayson: Why?
Andy: You know… I'm not sure.
Grayson: Okay, well, I have to go open up my restaurant, so…
Andy: I can't go home yet. They'll just make me come back.
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Grayson: When women get older, it's icky. When men get older, it's adorable. It's my favorite double standard.
Jules: Yeah, I'm not a huge fan.
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Ellie: It's your turn, best war story from your twenties.
Jules: Once when I was 22, I had a baby and I stayed home by myself raising him for the rest of my twenties. The end
Andy: Boo!
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Jules: What are you doing here, do you not get how divorce works?
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Jules: Good morning! I've been up for hours.
Grayson: I had eggs for breakfast.
Jules: What?
Grayson: Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were sharing incredibly boring facts about each other.