Cougar Town

Bobby: So I slept with Jules. Look, I know you're the wrong guy to talk to… Grayson: Why does everyone think that I care about Jules? Look at me, I'm fine. Wanna talk about Jules let's talk about it. Bobby: I'm just not quite sure how I feel about it, you know? It's a lot like soccer that way.

Andy: Hey Trav, what'd you do last night? Travis: I was out with the fellas. Andy: Tell me their names. Travis: Willy, Seesaw, Mark, and Doug. Andy: Tell me again. Travis: Billy, Josh, Tad, and Crazy Joe. Andy: Saw you sneaking in this morning. You were out all night.

Grayson: No Jules, I don't think "sex with the ex" would be a great song. You know, it sounds like something an insensitive jerk would write. Someone who doesn't understand what their audience is truly thinking or feeling. No it's a bad song Jules, bad song. Jules: (to Ellie) That was odd. And he is wrong that would be an amazing song. Hey, you wanna jam out some lyrics? Ellie: What is with this stupid neighborhood and the song writing.

Grayson: Did you know Jules slept with Bobby? Laurie: 'Cause she was in a really bad place. Raise your hand if you can relate. (Both raise hand) Laurie: Wait, I only meant for me to raise my hand. You're a very hurtful person. Grayson: You know what? No one has to know what went on between us. Laurie: Agreed. Grayson: There's only one, tiny, bald, problem.

Andy: Why would I wanna keep that particular one for you? Laurie: Because if you tell it'll ruin all of our friendships. Andy: Getting sleepy. Grayson: We'll give you whatever you want. Andy: And I'm back. Alright, give me a sec. I want Bobby's bar tab cleared. Grayson: That's it? Andy: No, and I want him to know that I did it. And Laurie I want you… Laurie: To never tell Ellie that you saw me completely naked? Andy: (to Grayson) She's ruining it.

Andy: Did lover boy tell you he likes Jules? Laurie: What? Grayson: What? No. I just said someday I could end up with a girl like her. Laurie: Jules is your someday girl? Grayson: A what now? Laurie: A someday girl is someone who someday someone else can see themselves ending up with someday. It's really serious. Grayson: Someday girl is a great title for a new song.

Laurie: I have bad news. You're Jules' someday guy. Grayson: Sweet. Someday guy is a perfect follow-up to someday girl.

Andy: Lucky for you tonight is sexy night. I'm not allowed to speak, apparently it ruins the fantasy.