Jules: I have a right to be pissed, and I decided that all on my own.
Grayson: (To Ellie) Are you proud of yourself?
Jules: Now I need to decide who will hand over their wine glass and go.
Ellie: Oh, she's making it like a reality show!
Jules: Grayson, (Ellie gasps) you slept with my friend. But in your defense, we weren't dating yet, and you probably thought I was way out of your league.
Grayson: Still do. Way out.
Jules: Don't pander. Laurie-
Ellie: Picked her from the beginning.
Jules: When you slept with Grayson, you didn't know that I liked him. And I had been pushing you to start sleeping with guys who wore shirts to work.
Laurie: You dream so big for me, Jules!
Ellie: I've been waiting for this to explode for months! Pick someone! Eat the sword!
Jules: I now know who I am mad at... Ellie! (Grayson and Laurie gasp)
Ellie: What? No! I'm just in the audience!
Jules: You knew about this for months and you didn't tell me? What happened to harsh truths, Ellie?
Grayson: Yeah, Ellie! What happened? Karma happened! And here comes the cheerleader with the high kick and the Roger Rabbit!
Ellie: This isn't fair.
Jules: Ellie Torres, hand over you glass. (Ellie hands her glass to her) You may now leave the group.
Laurie: I kind of thought this is the one secret I'd take to the grave. But I also thought I wouldn't live past thirty.
Ellie: But we can still hope, right?
Grayson: Before Jules and I got together, I slept with Laurie.
Andy: No way!
Ellie: Get outta town!
Grayson: First of all, Laurie, you were there.
Laurie: Oh, right.
Grayson: And Andy you knew, but swore on your life you wouldn't tell anybody, so I'm assuming you told Ellie.
Andy: Like immediately.
Jules: Grayson knows I'm a big giant hoe.
Ellie: You hid it as long as you could.
Grayson: It's fine, we both slept with other people before we got together.
Jules: Yeah we did! (Holds her hand out for a high five)
Andy: You really wanna high five that?
Jules: No I don't.
Jules: You two know each other?
Grayson: Yeah, we play roller hockey together. How do you two know each other?
Jules: Grayson, there's a thousand different ways people can know each other. I can't think of any right now, but...
Grayson: So you slept together?
Jules: : I am so sick of forgiving everyone for everything. It's my worst quality.
Grayson:: No, it's your best quality and it's why we all love you.
International Episode Titles:
Czech Republic: To co jste provedli (That What You Have Done)
After the opening scenes of this episode, the title says Not What the Show Is--Cougar Town.
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: October 13, 2010 on Citytv
Sweden: December 14, 2010 on Kanal 5
United Kingdom: February 22, 2011 on Sky LIVING/Sky LIVING HD
Norway: September 13, 2011 on TVNorge
Czech Republic: September 30, 2011 on ČT1
Finland: May 22, 2012 on MTV3
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