Jules: I feel like I owe you a sorry.
Bobby: You sank my home. (Jules starts laughing) Are you laughing?
Jules: Mm-mm. (Laughs harder) Yes, Bobby. I sank your home!
Bobby: (Chuckling) Sure did.
Jules: See, this is why I know you're gonna be okay. A few years ago, you would not be laughing. This would crush you and you would spiral for months.
Bobby: I still might.
Jules: No. Because you're not that guy anymore. Look at yourself. You got a good job, you're a great dad. The old Bobby used to hang out with guys named "Bitchslap". Now look at your friends. They love you. I mean Ellie's not trying to grab any of your stuff, but she's supervising.
Ellie: Jellybean, I see something over there. Use your hook.
Jules: That's huge for her. You still have all that confidence. You just hadn't let it out in a while.
Grayson: (Fishing Bobby's things out of the water) I got his coffeepot!
Laurie: I got a muddy doll with no eyes. Is that his?
Andy: Put it in the maybe pile.
Ellie: This is what friendship means to me. Having so much crap on someone they can't ever reveal the crap they have on you. I feel closer to you than ever.
Grayson: You're a scary woman.
Ellie: I try.
Grayson: You said you'd be here an hour ago.
Jules: We had to go buy our fake-ratty boat fixing outfits.
Ellie: We're sloppy, but adorable.
Jules: That's right.
Kirsten: Why pretend to be in a sorority?
Laurie: I used to do it all the time when I was 20, the parties rock and sometime I just want to wear pearls without being judged.
Travis: We've all been there.
Jules: What is keeping Bobby down?
Ellie: Maybe he's down because his retirement plan is to "die early."
Grayson: Or that on his boat he has to keep his cholesterol medicine in a lockbox so the rats don't get it.
Ellie: My turn again! His garbage disposal is a dog. He eats cereal out of a turtle shell. His bottle opener is a dog!
Grayson: So Bobby was really a stud?
Jules: Okay, close your eyes. (They do) Imagine Bobby with the most beautiful golden hair.
Jules: He was ripped like a Greek god. (Bobby comes in)
Bobby: My microwave's broken and I ate a whole tub of uncooked biscuit dough and I think it's rising in my stomach.
Jules: Eyes back closed.
Andy: Bobby Batman Cobb, we believe in you!
Andy: Oh, one of our special things is we pretend his middle name is Batman and mine is Robin.
Jules: Don't care. Look Bobby... really? Are you both sulking until I acknowledge the nicknames? Look Batman, Robin's right.
Laurie: Laugh! (Everyone stares at her) I saw myself laugh in the mirror last night, and it seemed kinda horsey. So now I'm gonna say it instead of do it.
Grayson: Seems natural.
Jules: Do you ever wonder why I married Bobby?
Grayson: Every day.
International Episode Titles:
Czech Republic: Takový jako dřív (Such as Before)
After the opening scenes, the title reads All I Want for Christmas is a New Title: Cougar Town
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: December 8, 2010 on Citytv
Sweden: March 1, 2011 on Kanal 5
United Kingdom: April 5, 2011 on Sky LIVING/Sky LIVING HD
Norway: October 25, 2011 on TVNorge
Czech Republic: November 18, 2011 on ČT1
Finland: July 3, 2012 on MTV3
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