Andy: Burt Reynolds
Bobby: Windy Guy
Grayson: Prince (singer)
Travis: (Dressed as Andy to Laurie dressed as Ellie) Hey, honey.
Laurie: Oh my god!
Travis: My wife's way too hot for me and I'm Cuban but I don't speak Spanish!
Laurie: This is awesome!
Ellie: Listen, I know I'm hard on you. I make fun of your job, your boat, the way you talk. But even after I was a jerk to you, you still put Stan first.
Bobby: I'll always put that kid first.
Ellie: Which is why you're back in as guardian. Because I know in my heart if anything happened to me you would see to it that Stan grow up to be the man that you know... you're not.
Bobby: So if you, Andy and Jules bite the dust, he's mine?
Bobby: You're never riding in the car with those again, are you?
Ellie: No chance.
Ellie: (Dressed as Laurie) Hey, peeps! Let's get our drink on! What, what! What, what!
Laurie: (Dressed as Ellie) So dumb. Andy, go do whatever I say even though you make all the money.
Ellie: Nezzie put a camera on the floor because I never wear underwear. What, what, what! (Both start laughing)
Andy: I am so turned on right now.
Jules: My dad's like the salt of the earth and you're a vain little dandy.
Grayson: Vain? I am not-
Grayson: (Talking to his reflection) Hey, playboy! You already know, you so sly!
Chick: (Looking in the mirror) Who the hell are you talking to?
Grayson: Why would your dad hate me?
Jules: First of all, your name is Grayson.
Grayson: Grayson is a cool name.
Laurie: If you're a hunting dog.
Grayson: These visits are always a disaster? Chick seems great.
Jules: Yeah, with all of you, he's captain Superfun.
Laurie: Hey, that could be my costume!
Jules: But when it's just the two of us, he becomes captain Emotionally Distant.
Grayson: That could be my costume! I wouldn't even have to dress up.
Travis: Why are you guys staring at me?
Kevin: No reason. (Laurie pops up from under Travis's covers, he screams)
Laurie: Happy Halloween, bitch!
Chick: I know who all these other folks are, but who are you?
Grayson: I'm Grayson. I'm kind of dating your daughter.
Jules: Kind of? We're sleeping together.
Grayson: Thank you.
Andy: (To Bobby) If it was up to me, if Ellie died, you and I would raise Stan.
Bobby: Come on, E-train, I'm responsible enough to take care of Stan.
Ellie: How many shoes do you think you're wearing?
Bobby: What? (Looks at his bare left foot) Aw, man. Where'd lefty go?
Ellie: Whenever Jules's dad comes to visit, she starts talking all folksy.
Jules: Ellie Torres, I'm fixin' to get so mad at you!
Ellie: Really? Are you fixin'?
International Episode Titles:
Czech Republic: Ty nevíš, jaký to je (You Do not Know What It Is Like)
"Won't Cost a Thing" by WAZ
After the opening scenes, the show title says Titles are Hard: Cougar Town
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: October 27, 2010 on Citytv
Sweden: February 1, 2011 on Kanal 5
United Kingdom: March 8, 2011 on Sky LIVING/Sky LIVING HD
Norway: September 27, 2011 on TVNorge
Czech Republic: October 14, 2011 on ČT1
Finland: June 5, 2012 on MTV3
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