Jeff: How could you guys just sit around here enjoying your drinks?
Patrick: In our defense, it is a bar.
Jeff: I don't get this, I mean, firemen slide down a pole and they're heroes. I slide down a pole and they throw me out of the strip club!
Jeff: Oh, Sally! A fireman?!
Sally: I know, I know... Hey, you know that old cliché about how firemen are such great lovers? And how they are the only real men left in the world? Let me tell you, that ain't the half of it!
(Talking about Sally)
Patrick: Obviously, she's never been with an investment advisor. We do it with interest.
Jeff: Yeah, well, commercial editors do it in thirty seconds.
The subplot was written into the episode to showcase Chris Moynihan's real-life juggling and balancing talents.