Coupling (US)

Season 1 Episode 2

Size Matters

Aired Thursday 9:30 PM Oct 02, 2003 on NBC
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Size Matters
After the farce that was their first date, Susan decides to invite Steve around for dinner, to only realise after doing so, that she can't really cook. Steve is nervous about this date, believing that as Susan invited him around to her place, she may be wanting something extra that night, but also worries that it may just be him thinking that and she just simply wants dinner. He then approaches Jeff and Patrick about his quandry, before finally going to Susan herself for a startling response.

Meanwhile, after being initially pleased with turning Patrick down, Sally begins to have second thoughts after hearing how well endowed he was, and so she asks Jeff to find out just how large his package really is.moreless

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      • Jeff: You are so in!
        Steve: What do you mean?
        Jeff:She invited you to her apartment for dinner tonight. She said she'd cook. What else could it mean?
        Steve: Jeff, only in your twisted world does "I'll cook for you" mean let's have sex.

      • Jane: So you're going to have sex with my ex-boyfriend tonight.
        Susan: What?!
        Jane: I just want you to know that I'm fine with it. And you are going to love it. He's really bouncy.

      • Susan: What makes you think I'm going to have sex with Steve?
        Jane: Well, you said you'll cook.
        Sally: She's right, "I'll cook" says let's have sex.
        Susan: No, "let's have sex" says let's have sex.
        Sally: Oh, my mistake. "I'll cook" says let's have sex and I'll cater.

      • (After having sex.)
        Susan: That was amazing!
        Steve: Incredible! At one point, I was able to hear colors!

      • Howard: I think we have a misunderstanding here. This is not a date.
        Jane: I am so glad you said something. There has been a misunderstanding. This is a date.

      • Jane: Actually, Sally, Howard doesn't think of himself as gay.
        Howard: Oh, yes, I do.
        Jane: There are no homosexuals. There's only peoplesexuals.
        Howard: No, there are definitely homosexuals.
        Jane: Howard, do you want gay men to be labelled?
        Howard: That would be fantastic.

      • Jane: Isn't he perfect? And tonight, he's mine.
        Steve: Jane, isn't he gay?
        Jane: Uh, yeah, but I'm bisexual.
        Susan: Jane, it doesn't work that way.
        Jane: Can't you just be happy for me?

      • Susan: Well, some men were born lucky.
        Sally: What was Patrick born?
        Susan: A tripod.

      • Sally: Well, 'cause don't get me wrong, I'd love to go, but only as your friend.
        Patrick: What do you mean, "friend?"
        Sally: Well, what do you call people you go out with, but don't sleep with?
        Patrick: Men.

      • Susan: Can I clarify, Steve? When I invited you to dinner, I meant dinner. Just dinner.
        Steve: Well, I wasn't expecting an elaborate spread.

      • Steve: I-I was just wondering, um, if you wanted to go out sometime. Or maybe I could hang up right now, and, uh, move to another country.
        Susan: How 'bout tomorrow night?
        Steve: Great.
        Susan: I suggest Australia.

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