Season 3 Episode 2


Aired Unknown Sep 30, 2002 on BBC Three



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Steve: It is not scientifically possible for a man to know what a woman wants. And that's not fair because you always know what we want.
      Patrick: Because we always have the decency to only want one thing.
      Steve: Do you ever thank us for making it so simple?
      Patrick: Never.

    • Trevor: Don't worry, I won't bite you.
      Jane: Well I won't break your neck then.

    • Jeff: I haven't said anything to Julia yet.
      Steve: You just said "Hi", there's nothing to tell her.
      Jeff: There's a lot in "Hi".
      Steve: There are two letters in "Hi".
      Jeff: Yeah, and I hit both of them like a crazy fool!

    • Jeff: Have you ever tried to pull out during an 'H'?
      : Jeff, the world in all its fabulous diversity is entirely populated by people who have never tried to pull out during an 'H'.

    • Patrick: So what happend next?
      Jeff: She took a large stapler from one of the shelfs...
      Patrick: A LARGE stapler?! ... Sorry, it's hard to tell which part of the story is meant to be interesting.
      Steve: Look, you just said "Hi" to some woman.
      Jeff: It's not just some woman, Steve. Wilma!
      Patrick: Wilma?
      Jeff: I have a history with Wilma Lettings. Wilma has the desk opposite the upper floor foto copier.
      Patrick: OPPOSTITE the foto copier?! ... Missed again, didn't I?

    • Jeff: When God made the arse, he didn't say, 'Hey, it's just your basic hinge, let's knock off early.' He said, 'Behold ye angels, I have created the arse. Throughout the ages to come, men and women shall grab hold of these, and shout my name.'

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Jane's description of Thor as a blonde is how the god is depicted in comic books released from Marvel Comics. In traditional Norse myth, Thor is red haired.

    • The title refers not only to Jane's lack of religous feeling, but also her lack of fidelity/ loyalty to any lover.