Jeff: So you dump her and she does this suggesting thing?
Steve: Yeah, I'll be just about to leave, I'll be thinking I'm finally out and she just leans over, looks me in the eyes and goes "I'm wearing stockings".
Steve: And she's never worn them before, not once in the entire relationship. I begged.
Jeff: Yeah, but Steve, you're entitled to her stockings.
Steve: Am I?
Jeff: Yes. You're still in the zone.
Steve: The what?
Jeff: The boyfriend zone, this is the tailing off period. You still have a load of stuff at her flat, you might still have a wedding to go to together. Your under joint headings in your friends address books.
Steve: And that means I'm entitled to see her underwear?
Jeff: If it comes up. That's the rules of the zone. Good luck in there Steve!
Steve: You're a strange and disturbing man, Jeff.