"As Susan's best friend, I am to you, a bit like...Australia."
"Australia?"
"Very distant, largely uninhabitable, and with areas of great danger."
"I see! I thought it was about having a lot of convicts..."
"Oops."
"You mean, I can visit your Sydney, or your Melbourne, but not your bush..."
A very awkward situation. Steve's seen Sally naked. How can they look each other in the eye again? And is Patrick having problems with his 'car'?
Taday's Jeff-ism: "Captain Subtext". It's where you say one thing, when you mean another.
This episode is hilarious, especially when the screen changes to reveal what Captain Subtext is saying. Exactly why I watch this series.moreless





