Coupling

"As Susan's best friend, I am to you, a bit like...Australia."

"Australia?"

"Very distant, largely uninhabitable, and with areas of great danger."

"I see! I thought it was about having a lot of convicts..."

"Oops."

"You mean, I can visit your Sydney, or your Melbourne, but not your bush..."

A very awkward situation. Steve's seen Sally naked. How can they look each other in the eye again? And is Patrick having problems with his 'car'?

Taday's Jeff-ism: "Captain Subtext". It's where you say one thing, when you mean another.

This episode is hilarious, especially when the screen changes to reveal what Captain Subtext is saying. Exactly why I watch this series.