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Trivia
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JEFFISM: The Nudity Buffer: When you first see an attractive woman you've got a nudity buffer of maybe five minutes before you've fully mapped out what she looks like naked. You've got to access her nipple type. That takes time. If you don't get in there and talk to her during that first five minutes it's too late, cause than she'll be naked in your head and you'll forget rule one of playing it cool... only smile at her face.
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Convenient how the trademark red couch is faced so the group could watch The Girl for this episode only.
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Jeff: But she won't understand a word I'm saying. Susan: Yeah, but on the plus side, she won't understand a word you're saying. Jeff: I hadn't thought of that...
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Susan: Women want somebody with command, with confidence. Someone who wouldn't take no for an answer. We want somebody arrogant and gorgeous with a terrifying sexual appetite and an amazing range of sexual technique. But when it comes right down to it, you know what? We'll settle for a man.
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Jeff: Do you know what would be the best way to wipe out all of human kind if you were a space alien with a special kind of mind ray? Steve: No, I don't think it's ever come up, mate... Jeff: Make all women telepathic. Because if they suddenly found out about the kind of stuff that goes on in our heads, they would kill us all on the spot. Men are not people. We are disgustoids in human form.
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Jeff: (To Alice) I'm sorry, I was expecting Shadayim.
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Jeff: She thinks I collect women's ears in a bucket.
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Jeff: I need breasts with brains. I don't mean individual brains, obviously... I mean, not a brain each. You know, I like intelligent women, but you've gotta draw the line somewhere... Steve: And you draw the line at intelligent breast? Jeff: I think breast brains would be over-egging the woman pudding.
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about the Nudity Buffer Jeff: When you first see an attractive woman, you've got a nudity buffer of maybe, 5 minutes before you've fully mapped out what she looks like naked. Patrick: A whole 5? Jeff: Well, you've got to assess her nipple type, that takes time. Patrick: Good point.
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Steve: (reminiscing about Jeff's failures with women) Worst pick-up line in the history of sex: "You're so gorgeous you should be enbalmed".
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Jeff: I forgot how to understand English. I hate it when that happens.
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Sally: A woman's breasts are a journey; her feet the destination.
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Steve: (to Jeff as The Girl smiles at Jeff again) Captain Kirk, it's time to shag the alien's girlfriend!
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Jeff: I see women as people in their own right. Patrick: In many ways, they are.
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Jeff: Rule one of playing it cool... Steve: Which is? Jeff: Only smile at her face.
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Notes
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Remade for AmeriCoupling with the title "A Foreign Affair". Unfortunately, AmeriCoupling was canceled before that episode aired.
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The language the girl spoke was originally Portuguese in the script.
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Although the woman playing Jeff's eye candy was actually speaking Hebrew, Richard Coyle was speaking a gibberish language he had to come up with during rehearsal and memorize for taping.
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Allusions
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The episode title along with conversations regarding "the girl with two brains" alludes to the title of the Steve Martin movie The Man with Two Brains.
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Steve: Captain Kirk, it's time to shag the alien's girlfriend! This a reference to the original Star Trek series starring William Shatner as Captain Kirk. Kirk was a notorious lothario who seemed to have intimate relations with most of the women he came across.
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