Coupling

Jane: Never mind about your brain, Oliver, brains are overrated. Many plants don't have brains. Have you thought about that? Oliver: Many plants? Jane: What? Oliver: Many plants don't have brains? Jane: Exactly. Oliver: Jane, no plants have brains. Jane: Yet they have their own wisdom. Oliver: What wisdom? Jane: The wisdom of plants. Oliver: What wisdom is that? Jane: It's very deep, Oliver, it's very spiritual. It's so typically planty. Oliver: You are making this up. Jane: No, I'm not. It's a philosophy. I follow a lot of philosophies. It's one of the things people really notice about me. Oliver: So, you follow the philosophy of plants? Jane: I'm a committed vegetarian. Yes. Oliver: Really? Jane: It's a life choice. Oliver: So let me get this straight, you believe in a wisdom and a philosophy of plants? Jane: Yes I do, Oliver, I absolutely do. Oliver: So you eat them. Jane: Let me get this straight, you are a heterosexual man? Oliver: Yeh!! Jane: And you can't talk to women! Oliver: Okay, we kind of got one in each there, didn't we.