Season 3 Episode 3

Unconditional Sex

Aired Unknown Oct 07, 2002 on BBC Three



  • Trivia

    • A rarity in lighthearted sitcoms, to be sure: this is the SECOND episode in the series to contain allusions to necrophelia (the first being Sex, Death & Nudity from season 1).

  • Quotes

    • Wilma: How many kinds of "oh" noise are there?
      Jeff: 27.

    • Sally (about Wilma): You've got to admire the technique.
      Susan: Very passive-aggressive.
      Patrick: Very what?
      Susan: It's what happens when a woman takes control of a conversation.
      Patrick: What happens when a man takes control of the conversation?
      Susan: I have absolutely no idea.

    • Steve: Where is Patrick?
      Jane: He's standing behind my car, guiding it in. I don't know he expects that to work... Oh now I get it.
      ( Jane gets up and walks to the exit. Patrick, soaking wet, walks in followed by a police officer)
      Patrick: Jane, could you please explain to this gentleman why I have been standing in the rain, behind an empty car, shouting, "Park, you stupid B***h!"

    • Jeff: I'm not bad. I've never been bad... I'm fairly new to mild naughtiness, first, obviously.

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