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Julian: (to Steven): After all that charade you didn't sleep with her? You could have been yourself and done that.
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Mr Rose: I hope I'll be around to see your wedding day.
Alex: Please, your mom's a 102 you have the genes of a sea turtle.
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Alex: (to Molly) I should tell him I'm pregnant. Nah! He suffered enough.
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Steven: Congratulations.
Alex: Thanks. Wait, for what?
Steven: Your dad said that you were getting married. Well, that's what it sounded like, but he was breathing into a paper bag when he told me.
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Alex: Just speak from the heart dad.
Mr Rose: I'm not sure it's still working.
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Alex: Were getting married.
Mr Rose: (choke's on his drink) Oh, my God!
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Mr Rose: (he has a drink in his hand) Scott, it's nice to see you.
Alex: Is that your first scotch?
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Scott: (to Alex) Your dad wouldn't kill me in a public place, would he?
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Mr Rose: I've been such a jackass.
Alex: Dad, don't be so easy on yourself.
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Mr Rose: You got a minute?
Alex: For you, nope.
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Scott: Sir. (he waves to Mr Rose)
Mr Rose: Yea, right!
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Alex: Brazil? What is it, the moon is booked?
Mr Rose: Be serious, Scott, isn't smart enough to be an astronaut.
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Doug Melville: I like doing business with family oriented companies.
Alex: That's great, because my dad is like a father to me.