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Molly: Are you seeing someone, someone I don't know about? How am I suppose to cover it up if I don't know about it?
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Alex (talking about riding a motorbike): It involves two things I'm really good at, sitting and not dying.
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(Alex and Scott arrive at her apartment)
Alex: Scott this is everybody. Everybody this is Scott...the enemy.
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(Scott's cell phone rings)
Bill Rose: Even his phone ring pisses me off.
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Molly: (to Alex) You're going to have so many men calling you. Can I have your leftovers?
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Alex: (to Julian) I hate lying to my father, but I'm good at it.
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Alex: Look, I know you don't like him, but he's the first guy in a long time that I actually have fun with.
Bill: Fun? Honey, trust me. Fun doesn't last. My third wife--a barrel of monkeys.
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Julian: What was all that stuff in the hallway, then? You two were undressing each other with your eyes.
Alex: Were not.
Julian: Come on, you did such a thorough job at it I could see you both naked. By the way, he has love handles.
Alex: Not from my angle.