Henry: I need you two.
Jack: Oh come on, Henry. After this shoot, we're on vacation.
Henry: It's urgent, I only need you for two hours. All right, I'll pick up the tab for your vacation.
Jack: Well, that could run into a small fortune.
Henry: Don't remind me!
Senator: If you'd brought me real agents instead of these fashion plates, none of this would have happened. And the money, their clothes alone could pay for half the school lunches in my state!
Dani: We don't have to listen to this.
Jack: Look, I'm sorry you feel the way you do, sir. But I'm even sorrier for your constituents!
Dani: (about Melissa) You know, you've really got to hand it to her.
Jack: I'd like to hand her her head!
Jack: What was he like?
Dani: Mark? Oh, he was bright and he was funny, he made me laugh all the time. And he was incredibly attractive.
Jack: Sounds like me.
Dani: But he wasn't afraid to get close to someone.
Jack: Doesn't sound like me.