Cow and Chicken

Cartoon Network (ended 1999)
  • Season 4
    • Ep 12.2
      The Ballad of Cow and Chicken
      7/24/99
      0.0
    • Ep 12.1
      Cow and Chicken Blues
      7/24/99
      0.0
    • Ep 11.1
      Red Butler / Duck, Duck, Chicken / The Great Pantzini
      6/30/99
      9.6
      Red Butler: Red Guys shows up at Cow and Chicken's house, posing as Hives the Butler. For the rest of the day, he tries to make Cow and Chicken's life easier, by answers questions for them, peeing for them, feeding them, blinking for them, and giving them story time. When Red Guy discovers that their not wealthy, he decides to take his scam to Flem and Earl.''''Duck, Duck, Chicken: Now Red Guy's Dr. Hiney, and says that Chicken is a deformed duck. With that, he takes Chicken to the hospital for a wattle-ex-tamy. After hours pass, Red Guy's surgery literally turns Chicken into a duck. Mom and Dad sue Red Guy, and lose. Now the Cow and Chicken show may be renamed "Cow and Duck".''''The Great Pantzini: Mom and Dad force Cow and Chicken to join Red Guy's circus. Red Guy tries everything to make Cow and Chicken to fit into the circus. First he tries them out as Cow being a trapeze artist, and Chicken as a fire eater. But when his clowns quit, he makes Cow and Chicken his new clowns. Red Guy is arrested for being a fraud, and is forced to give everyone back their laughter, one at a time.moreless
    • Ep 10.3
      Piano Lessons
      6/18/99
      0.0
    • Ep 10.2
      Cow's a Beauty
      6/18/99
      0.0
    • Ep 9.2
      Major Wedgie / The Loneliest Cow / I.M. Weasel: Dream Weasel
      4/30/99
      8.9
      Chicken's Fairy Tale: Chicken trades Cow to a farmer for five Canadian jumping beans. Mom grounds Chicken, and has him throw the beans out. As you guessed, a beanstalk grew, Chicken, Frem, and Earl climbed it, and was captured by Red Guy who is the giant. Super Cow senses this, and flies to the rescue. Flem in the end, ends up laying a golden egg (no, seriously, he LAYS a golden egg).''''Magic Chicken: Chicken hosts his own magic show, and his assitant is Cow. He amazes Flem and Earl, by makings a porkbutt float, Flem's under appear outside his pants, switching Earl's braces to Flem, bird fly from under Earl's hat, and Cow's udder dsiappear. But when he is unable to make her udder reappear, he has no choice but to place reward posters. Meanwhile, Red Guy is enjoying his newfound milk producing body part.''''I am Weasel: "I Am Whale Captain"moreless
    • Ep 6.2
      The Penalty Wheel
      5/5/99
      0.0
    • Ep 6.1
      Snail Boy
      5/5/99
      0.0
    • Ep 6
      Professor Longhorn Steer/A Couple of Skating Fools/He Said, He Said
      5/2/99
      0.0
    • Ep 5.1
      The Big Move / Cow's Magic Blanket / I.M. Weasel: I.R. Ghost
      4/27/99
      8.0
      The Big Move: Cow and Chicken are devastated when Mom and Dad suddenly announce that their moving. Cow and Chicken start reminising about their favorite memories from the only home they ever lived in, from their first puppy, to their first Christmas. The Red Guy, Flem and Earl are also devastated when Cow and Chicken are moving. Once the truck is loaded, Cow and Chicken discover that they are only moving to an identical house next door. When asked why, Dad replies "our old house was infested with ants."''''Cow's Magic Blanket: Everyone makes fun of Cow because she still has her old security blanket. She then tosses it out the school bus window, but is depressed for the rest of the day. Chicken tries the cheer her up by playing the bad guy in a game of Super Cow. Cow confesses that her blanket was also Super Cow's magic cape, and that Super Cow was never coming back. Red Guy then sees the perfect opportunity to torture Flem and Earl. Chicken decides it's "Wonder Wattle" to the rescue.''''I am Weasel: "I.R. Ghost"moreless
    • Ep 5
      The Big Move/Cow's Magic Blanket/I.Are Ghost
      5/2/99
      0.0
    • Ep 4.2
      Send in the Clowns
      4/29/99
      0.0
    • Ep 4.1
      Cloud Nine
      4/29/99
      0.0
    • Ep 23
      Duck, Duck, Chicken/Great Pantzini, The/Who Rubbed Out
      6/29/99
      0.0
    • Ep 2.2
      The Full Mounty / Mall Cop / I.M. Weasel: I Am Cliched
      5/4/99
      9.5
      The Full Mounty: It's "Bring Your Kids to Work Day", so Dad does just that. Dad's job is guarding the government's money. When he has to appear at a sudden confernce, he leaves Cow and Chicken in his office. Red Guy, who is now a Canadian Mounty Police, finds them, and begins to stalk them, until they surrender.
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      ''Mall Cop: Dad loves shopping for Mom's stuff. He runs off to get a manicure for her, while Cow and Chicken pay for the other items. The censors go off when Cow passes through, so Red Guy, as a mall cop, chases Cow and Chicken all over the store. Cow learns that the censors have been broken for weeks. Red Guy walks through, and is arrest by the REAL mall cops.
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      ''I am Weasel: "I Am Cliche'd"moreless
    • Ep 2
      The Full Mounty/Mall Cop/I Am Cliched
      2/23/99
      0.0
    • Ep 17
      Major Wedgie/The Loneliest Cow/Dream Weasel
      0.0
    • Ep 15
      The Cow and Chicken Blues/Ballad of Cow and Chicken/I.R. Good Salesman
      8/12/99
      0.0
    • Ep 13
      Me an' My Dog / Cow's Dream Catcher / I.M. Weasel: Dessert Island
      9/12/98
      9.7
      Me An' My Dog: Cow brings home an "invisible" dog, whom she dubs, Kevin. Pretty soon, she and Kevin are inseperable, but causes trouble with school and friends. After she enters Kevin in a dog show, and wins, Kevin "runs away". Afterwards, Cow finds Kevin, befriended an "invisible" homeless man.''''Cow's Dream Catcher: Cow tags along with Chicken, Flem, and Earl on their camping trip in the tree fort. Cow says that if Chicken, Flem, or Earl touch her dream catcher that they'll die. Chicken accidentally breaks her dream catcher, and soon, he, Flem and Earl are at the mercy of Cow's worst nightmare: The Milkman.''''I Am Weasel: "Dessert Island"moreless
    • Ep 12
      Cow and Chicken Blues / The Ballad of Cow and Chicken / I.M. Weasel: I.R. Good Salesman
      7/24/99
      9.8
      Cow and Chicken Blues''When Cow and Chicken are feeling down, their parents send them next door, to the house of a famous blue singer, who tells them a wild and outlandish tale. ''''The Ballad of Cow and Chicken''Teacher, Flem, and Earl, sing a ballad about how an agent man from the government (Red Guy) chases them across the land. ''''This episode's segment of I Am Weasel is I.R. Good Salesman.moreless
    • Ep 1.1
      Chachi, the Chewing Gum Seal / Black Sheep of the Family / I.M. Weasel: Enemy Camp
      4/26/99
      9.3
      Chachi, the Chewing Gum Seal: Chicken tells Cow that she's not artistic, so she in return, sculpts a seal out of a stick of chewing gum, and an entire machine full of bubblegum balls. Cow wishes that her chewing gum seal, whom she names Chachi, was real. Suddenly, a wishing star grants her wish, and Chachi is a real, miserable, ho-hum seal.
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      ''Black Sheep of the Family: Cow and Chicken get a visit from their cousin, Black Sheep (who really is in both terms). While Mom and Dad run away, Cow and Chicken try to make Black Sheep feel at home, but when he compliments Flem and Earl in scientific terms, they assume that Black Sheep is a dangerous criminal. Cow tries to help Black Sheep, who everyone changes their minds about, after he saves a woman's life from a heart attack.
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      ''I am Weasel: "Enemy Camp"moreless
    • Ep 10
      Cow's Horse / Cow's a Beauty / Piano Lessons
      6/18/99
      9.6
      Cow's Horse: Cow loves horses. While reading a book about a famous horse, Blackie, she discovers the famous horse in her front yard. Cow and Chicken then take the horse as their new friend. Cow and Chicken make sure that Blackie gets his way. Soon Mom and Dad tire living like animals and wearing horse shoes, and tell Cow and Chicken that Blackie has to go.''''Cow's A Beauty: Red Guy shows up at Cow and Chicken's house, claiming to be a beauty pagent scout. He then dolls up Cow, and enters her into the next beauty pagent. While Cow literally makes a mochrie up on stage, she wins anyway with her inner beauty. Cow then discovers that it was all a scam so Red Guy could wear the tiarara, and hold the roses, at least just once.''''Piano Lessons: Red Guy shows up at Cow and Chicken's house again, this time claiming to be a piano teacher. So now Cow and Chicken are his students, and tries to make them child-prodigy piano players, so he can be rich. Cow and Chicken's concert fail, and he starts banging his head on the piano, which amazingly, amazes the audience, and Red Guy is named a great piano player.moreless
    • Ep 1
      Chachi the Chewing Gum Seal/Black Sheep of the Family/Enemy Camp
      2/22/99
      0.0
    • Ep 8
      Chicken's Fairy Tail / Magic Chicken / I.M. Weasel: I Am Whale Captain
      5/6/99
      9.0
      Chicken's Fairy Tail: Chicken trades Cow to a farmer for five Canadian jumping beans. Mom grounds Chicken, and has him throw the beans out. As you guessed, a beanstalk grew, Chicken, Frem, and Earl climbed it, and was captured by Red Guy who is the giant. Super Cow senses this, and flies to the rescue. Flem in the end, ends up laying a golden egg (no, seriously, he LAYS a golden egg).''''Magic Chicken: Chicken hosts his own magic show, and his assitant is Cow. He amazes Flem and Earl, by makings a porkbutt float, Flem's under appear outside his pants, switching Earl's braces to Flem, bird fly from under Earl's hat, and Cow's udder dsiappear. But when he is unable to make her udder reappear, he has no choice but to place reward posters. Meanwhile, Red Guy is enjoying his newfound milk producing body part.''''I am Weasel: "I Am Whale Captain"moreless
    • Ep 7
      Invisible Cow / Monster in the Closet / I.M. Weasel: I Am Hairstylist
      2/8/99
      10
      Invisible Cow''When Red sells Cow a magical potion, Cow doesn't drink it, but still believes she is invisible, performing tricky and daring feats that she surprisingly gets away with.''''Monster in the Closet''Cow discovers a monster in her closet. However, what's weird is that Cow and the monster soon become the best of friends.''''I Am Weasel: "I Am Hairstylist"moreless
    • Ep 6
      Snail Boy / Penalty Wheel / I.M. Weasel: The Magnificent Motorbikini
      5/5/99
      9.7
      Snail Boy: Cow and Chicken visit their cousin, Snail Boy for Sunday Dinner. Later that night, Mom's Sis announces that Snail Boy has been transformed to Cow and Chicken's school. During his first day of school, Chicken becomes the laughing-stock when every finds out that Chicken is the cousin of a snail. Snail Boy then becomes the target of the eyes of the bullying track team.''''Penalty Wheel: Cow, Chicken, Flem, and Earl are contestants on the gameshow "You've Been Panced?". Where the contestants have three seconds to perform three complicated tasks, or they have to spin the penalty. Chicken, Flem, and Earl all fail, but thanks to Super Cow, they win the grand prize: Red Guy's life savings. They discovered that they've been swindled, and Super Cow takes out Red Guy.''''I am Weasel: "The Magnificent Motorbikini"moreless
    • Ep 4
      Cloud Nine / Send in the Clowns / I.M. Weasel: Revolutionary Weasel
      4/29/99
      9.5
      Cloud Nine: Cow and Chicken wait outside the hardware store while Dad shops. Chicken is dying to ride the fighter jet plane ride. When Cow finally lends Chicken a quarter, The Red Guy takes the ride away. Chicken then stows-away on his truck, to ride the plane, but has to plug it up. Once at the gas station, he buys 20 extension cords, but the owner unplugs them. In the end, Chicken discovers that Dad actually collects those kind of rides.''''Send in the Clowns: Dad isn't friendly terms with the new neighbors, who happen to be clowns. Cow falls in love with the clown son, who in return falls in love with Cow. They play hooky to spend the day together. Dad finds out, and Cow in grounded, while he kicks the clown son out, and chews clown dad out.''''I am Weasel: "Revolutionary Weasel"moreless
    • Ep 3
      Cow's Toys / I Scream Man / I.M. Weasel: I Are Gladiator
      4/28/99
      9.8
      Cow's Toys: Sick of their everyday life of being squirted with milk, Cow's favorite toys: Crabs the Warthog Doll, Piles the Beaver Doll, and Manure the Bear decide to run away to find their original owner. After reading Manure's tag that says "Made In Hong Kong", they assume their original owner is a maiden named Hong Kong, and set out on a quest to find her.
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      ''I Scream Man: It's almost arbor day, and Mom and Dad are feeding their pet piggy pennies so they can crack him open on arbor day. Meanwhile, Cow and Chicken are craving ice cream, and try to chase down the ice cream man (Red Guy).
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      ''I am Weasel: "I Are Gladiator"moreless
  • Season 3
    • Ep 13.2
      A Couple of Skating Fools
      5/3/99
      0.0
    • Ep 13.1
      Professor Longhorn
      5/3/99
      0.0
    • Ep 12.1
      Night of the Ed!
      11/1/98
      0.0
    • Ep 12
      Night of the Ed/Cow's Pie/I Are Good Dog
      3/10/99
      0.0
    • Ep 11.2
      Lost at Sea
      10/24/98
      0.0
    • Ep 11.1
      Be Careful What You Wish For
      10/24/98
      0.0
    • Ep 10.2
      Intelligent Life?
      10/17/98
      0.0
    • Ep 10.1
      101 Uses for Cow and Chicken
      10/17/98
      0.0
    • Ep 7
      Sergeant Weenie Arms / Sow and Chicken / I.M. Weasel: I Am Bush Pilot
      9/5/98
      8.7
      Sergeant Weenie Arms: After Earl gets the new Sergeant Weenie Arms action figure, he, Flem and Chicken go to Dead Skull Cave to meet the soldier himself, and become full-fledge weenie marines. After they do so, they learn that weenie marines are sissies.''''Sow and Chicken: Cow and Chicken get an unexpected visit from Cow's twin cousin, Sow (a pig with 8 teets). After Sow's first day at school, she causes chaos, and puts the blame on Cow. It's up to Cow to pull the plug on Sow's evil ways.''''I Am Weasel: "I Am Bush Pilot"moreless
    • Ep 6
      Grandma at the Mall / Chicken in the Bathroom / I.M. Weasel: Unsinkable I.R.
      9/19/98
      9.8
      Grandman at the Mall: Grandma pays at visit to Cow and Chicken's house to take them to the mall with her. Her purpose for being at the mall: to look for a new grandpa, because she lost the old one. Chicken gives her the slip while he, Flem and Earl hang out at the concession stands.''''Chicken in the Bathroom: Chicken refuses to take bath, so he just sits there in the empty tub, while Cow, Mom, and Dad try to make him take a bath so they can use the toilet.''''I am Weasel: "Unsinkable I.R."moreless
    • Ep 5
      Cow Fly / Where Am I? / I.M. Weasel: I Stand Corrected
      8/29/98
      10
      Cow Fly: Cow is depressed because she has no friends: until she finds a fly in her room and befriends it. Pretty soon she and the fly are inseperable: until Chicken, Mom and Dad call in the fly exterminator.''''Where Am I?: Cow stays outside too late, and pretty soon finds herself lost in the woods, and tries to survive. She pretty soon comes to the conclusion that it's eat, or be eaten, so she puts on war paint, and finds a squirrel in a bush, she quickly eats. It turns out she was in the backyard all the time, and her imagination got the better of her.''''I Am Weasel: "I Stand Corrected"moreless
    • Ep 2
      Goin' My Way? / The Baby Sitter / I.M. Weasel: The Hole
      8/22/98
      10
      Goin' My Way?: While driving in the snow, Mom and Dad find The Red Guy who says he's heading "home"; so Mom and Dad take him home with him, and immediately think of him has their new favorite son. Cow and Chicken work together to try to prove The Red Guy's a fraud.''''The Babysitter: Mom and Dad go out of town, leaving Cow as the babysitter, because she's the biggest, and not the oldest. Pretty soon, Chicken is at the mercy of his sister's babysitting technique: eating marshmallow soup for supper, doing homework with Crabs the Warthog doll, Piles the Beaver doll, and Manure the Bear doll, taking a bath and being scrubbed with dishsoap, and wearing diapers.''''I Am Weasel: "The Hole"moreless
    • Ep 14
      Chickens Don't Fly / P.E. / I.M. Weasel: I Am Vampire
      9/26/98
      10
      Chicken's Don't Fly: Cow and Chicken are taking a trip all by themselves. Their taking an airplane. Once Chicken sees the actual plain, he starts to have anxiety attacks and believes that flying is a dangerous way to travel.''''P.E. Chicken, Flem, and Earl are finally 6th graders, and are ready for their first day at junior high. Once in their gym class they find it difficult to put up with a strict P.E. teacher, and bully twins.''''I am Weasel: "I Am Vampire"moreless
    • Ep 13
      Professor Longhorn / A Couple of Skating Fools / I.M. Weasel: He Said, He Said
      5/3/99
      9.2
      Professor Longhorn Steer: Mom and Dad are disgusted that Cow and Chicken believe the world is round, so they hire Dad's brother, Longhorn Steer (who really is a steer) to tudor Cow and Chicken. Longhorn fails, but Cow and Chicken learn that he doesn't want to teach...we wants to be a normal steer, get married, have kids, hold a job, and stampede.''''A Couple of Skating Fools: Chicken's dream is to be a world famous figure skater, so he and Earl enter a figure skating contest. Red Guy is jealous because his partner is Flem, so, he injures Earl, making Chicken helpless out on the rink...until Cow comes to save Chicken's dream.''''I am Weasel: "He Said, He Said"moreless
    • Ep 12
      The Night of the Ed / Cow's Pies / I.M. Weasel: I Are Good Dog
      11/1/98
      9.7
      Night of the Ed: Dad decides that the family needs a pet...so he buys a spayed male jackel named Ed. He and Mom go out to celebrate, leaving Cow and Chicken alone with a living terrorist pet. Cow and Chicken then consult "How to Care for Your First Jackel" to try to tame Ed,''''Cow's Pie: Cow bakes her own pie and wants Chicken to try it...but he doesn't want to. Cow then follows Chicken everywhere until she takes drastic measures...hiding all of the food in the house, only leaving the pie. Chicken gives in, and discovers the pie is actually good. Little does he know...it's really poop.''''I am Weasel: "I.R. Good Dog"moreless
    • Ep 11
      Be Careful What You Wish for? / Lost at Sea / I.M. Weasel: I Do
      10/24/98
      10
      Be Careful What You Wish For: Chicken is fed up with Cow's constant babbling, and wishes for her to shut up. Cow then gives Chicken the silent treatment. Chicken soon regrets when Cow doesn't tell him about an oncoming truck, and not representing him in court. ''''Lost at Sea: Flem and Earl find themselves lost in the middle of an ocean near the equator. They fear their lives are short, and begin reminescing about their fun lives: home coming, water boys, mentally challenged, eating cheese in Yurp, running with the bulls in Pimplelotta, singing drinking songs in Germany, and having love for Cow.''''I am Weasel: "I.R. Do"moreless
    • Ep 10
      101 Useless Uses for Cow and Chicken / Intelligent Life? / I.M. Weasel: Tree Story
      10/17/98
      7.5
      101 Uses for Cow and Chicken: Chicken starts to mess with a pricing gun in the super market, and then starts getting carried away. Soon, Cow and Chicken inevidibly have price tags stuck on them. Red Guy assumes they're for sale, and buys them...but doesn't know exactly how to put them to use.''''Intelligent Life: Cow doesn't wish to come in, but rather stay out all night to stare at the moon. So she builds a make-shift rocket ship out of cardboard boxes, a trashcan, and traffic cone. It ACTUALLY works, and finds herself on the planet Mud, where she brings space alien (Red Guy) back to earth where he says the solution to all problems is: puppets.''''I am Weasel: "A Tree Story"moreless
    • Ep 1
      Can Cow Come Out and Play / Horn Envy / I.M. Weasel: Time Weasel
      8/15/98
      9.9
      Can Cow Come Out and Play? The Red Guy is depressed because no one will play with him. After seeing Cow has Crabs the Warthog, he wants to play with her because he has Crabs's doll house. When he askes to play with Cow, she tells him not if he was the last man on earth. With that he locks the entire world in a trailer, and is the last man standing: but Cow still won't play with him.''''Horn Envy: Cow has a crush on Crag, the smartest kid in school, but is ignored by him. Her friends try to convince her that her horns are too small, so she tries every way to make them bigger by decorating them with coat hangers, paper masche, and even chocolate chip weenies. Cow later learns that Crag wasn't interest in Cow, because he had a crush on one of her friends.''''I am Weasel: "Time Weasel"moreless
    • Ep 9
      The Day I Was Born / Factory Follies / I.M. Weasel: Drivers Sped
      10/10/98
      9.6
      The Day I Was Born: Cow wonders about the day she was born. Chicken tells her she was adopted, Mom tells her that the stork delivered her, Dad said they found her in a cabbage, Teacher says she hatched from an egg, and Red Guy says he delivered her.''''Factory Follies: Red Guy is CEO of a giant factory. He holds a birthday party for himself in the confrence room later that night, but none of the employees show up. But it doesn't matter, he has enough fun by himself.''''I am Weasel: "Driver's Sped"moreless
    • Ep 8
      Playing Hooky / Chicken Lips / I.M. Weasel: Honey, I Are Home
      10/3/98
      10
      Playin' Hookie: Cow and Chicken have a big test the next day at school but when Chicken forgets to study, he tries to fake all kinds of illnesses to avoid going to school. After holding his thermometer over the grill, Mom and Dad call the doctor who makes housecalls: The Red Guy.''''Chicken Lips: Chicken is upset because he can't whistle, and everybody else can. The Red Guy tries to tutor Chicken, but he finds out that Chicken can't whistle because he has no lips. The Red Guy then immedietaly sends Chicken to surgery.''''I am Weasel: "Honey, I Are Home"moreless
  • Season 2
    • Ep 13
      Bad Chicken / Stay Awake / I.M. Weasel: I.R. Wild Baboon
      4/7/98
      9.9
      Bad Chicken: Cow and Chicken are sent to the copy room to make copies of the pop quiz. They then get carried away by making copies of their butts, and themselves: causing the copier to blow up. Cow and Chicken run down to the local officer supply store, while The Red Guy brings a copy of Chicken to life. The Chicken copy then causes chaos all over school, while Cow and the real Chicken try to destroy it.''''Stay Awake: Chicken rushes through breakfast, and accidentally eats a box full of coffee flakes. He then goes crazy and has trouble getting to sleep. On his third night of no sleep, Chicken then runs up the Empire State Building. Super Cow shoots him with warm milk, and Chicken finally falls asleep.''''I Am Weasel: "I.R. Wild Baboon"moreless
    • Ep 12
      Child Star / Perpetual Energy / I.M. Weasel: My Friend the Smart Banana
      3/31/98
      10
      Child Star: Amateur director Ivan Panced (The Red Guy) hold auditions for the role of "Pretty Little Girl" in his new movie with the same name. Cow wins the role by being the only girl who can't puddle dance. Cow's performance is charming, and well as tear-jerking: the horror is yet to come as the cameraman discovers he forgot to put the film in the camera.''''Perpetual Energy: Cow and Chicken mess with a Junior Chemistry Set, and created perpetual energy, a beam of energy that keeps on going forever. The Red Guy kidnaps Cow and Chicken to recreate the energy, so he can win a trip to up North without having to sell Military Scout Cookies.''''I Am Weasel: "My Friend, the Smart Banana''moreless
    • Ep 11.2
      Exchange Student
      3/24/98
      0.0
    • Ep 11.1
      The Bad New Plastic Surgeons
      3/24/98
      0.0
    • Ep 11
      The Bad News Plastic Surgeons / Exchange Student / I.M. Weasel: I.R. in Wrong Cartoon
      3/24/98
      10
      The Bad News Plastic Surgeons: Teacher is disappointed when the school's plastic surgery team has no championships, so she calls in The Red Guy, to be the new plastic surgery coach. Chicken and Cow immediately join the team, and are taken to the finals, where they must compete against real doctors, who are still in grade school.''''The Exchange Student: The neighboring county of Montzerellaville is in the middle of a Holy Cheese War. One of their own, Slappy McCracken, is part of the exchange student program. He and Cow fall head over heals for each other. Cow then decides to stop the cheese war by proving that cheese isn't used for weapons, it's used for food.''''I am Weasel: "I.R. in Wrong Cartoon"moreless
    • Ep 10.2
      Who's Afraid of the Dark?
      3/17/98
      0.0
    • Ep 10
      Meet Lance Sackless / Who's Afraid of the Dark? / I.M. Weasel: I.R. Role Model
      3/17/98
      9.6
      Meet Lance Sackless: Cow and Chicken decide to get on Canada's Funniest Home Vidiots; so they glue each other to their heads, and send the tape in. They then meet the host of the show, The Red Guy (who portrays Lance Sackless). After Cow and Chicken win the grandprize, The Red Guy trashes them with insults about how stupid they look, so Super Cow takes out The Red Guy.''''Who's Afraid of the Dark: Mom and Dad are upset that Cow and Chicken aren't afraid of the dark, so they call in a specialist on fear: The Red Guy (who portrays Dr. Lackslacks). He tries everyway he can to make Cow and Chicken afraid, only succeeding in making himself afraid of everything.''''I am Weasel: "I.R. Role Model"moreless
    • Ep 9.2
      Yard Sale
      3/10/98
      0.0
    • Ep 9.1
      The Karate Chick
      3/10/98
      0.0
    • Ep 8.2
      Free Inside / Journey to the Center of Cow / I.M. Weasel: I.R. Pixie Faerie
      3/3/98
      9.8
      Free Inside: Chicken finds a credit card as his "free inside prize". Dad tells him that with the credit card, he can buy all the neat stuff he wants. So Cow and Chicken run down to the weenie emporium, where he learns he can only buy products with the value of 25 cents or less. With that, he buys a stick of weenie bubblegum for 20 cents, then The Red Guy shows up to collect his 5 cent interest.
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      ''Journey to the Center of Cow: Chicken turns 11, and is allowed to operate the food catapault. So he uses it to feed Cow pork butts, but when his sleeve gets caught in it, he ends up getting swallowed by Cow. With that, Mom and Dad take her to The Red Guy, who tries to get Chicken out of Cow's cavernous abdomen.
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      ''I Am Weasel: "I.R. Pixie Fairie". The Red Guy narrates a story about pixie fairie baboons who imprison Baboon, until Weasel comes to the rescue.moreless
    • Ep 7.2
      Buffalo Gals / Cow and Chicken Reclining / I.M. Weasel: I Am My Lifetime
      2/20/98
      10
      Buffalo Gals: A group of female bikers break into Cow and Chicken's house, and start gnawing on their carpet. One of the bikers has a crush on Cow, and invites her to join the Buffalo Gals. It's up to Chicken to save his sister.''''Cow and Chicken Reclining: Dad is sick of his high-tech reecliner always malfunctioning, so he decides to dump it. Before he does, Cow and Chicken decide to see what it's like to sit in "The Chair". They, and they get stuck, and are taken away to museums, and in stolen vans, and finally back at home, where Dad waits for his "new chair".''''I Am Weasel: "I Am My Lifetime"moreless
    • Ep 6.2
      The Boneless Kite
      2/17/98
      0.0
    • Ep 6.1
      Which Came First?
      2/17/98
      0.0
    • Ep 5.2
      Dirty Laundry / Grizzly Beaver Safari / I.M. Weasel: Queen of DeNile
      2/10/98
      10
      Dirty Laundry: The school's newspaper editor has been fired. Teacher then brings in The Red Guy, as reporter Geraldo Rearviewa to advise. He decides to produce a new school-news show, and makes Chicken the anchorman, and Cow the editor. But soon, Red Guy's false stories makes Chicken loses friends.''''Grizzly Beaver Safari: Cow, Chicken, Mom, and Dad go on a safari in Africa, where they run out of gas. Cow and Chicken then find themselves at the mercy of laughing hyenas, and man-eating giraffes. Super Cow comes to the rescue, only to find that she has actually been defeated by the Grizzly Beaver, who has eaten the giraffe, who has eaten Chicken.''''I Am Weasel: "Queen of DeNile"moreless
    • Ep 5.1
      Dirty Laundry
      2/10/98
      0.0
    • Ep 4.1
      Sumo Cow / Comet! / I.M. Weasel: I.R.'s Phantom Foot
      2/3/98
      9.7
      Sumo Cow: Cow, Chicken, Flem, and Earl try out for the school's sumo wrestling team. For being big and fat, Cow is the new team member. Soon, everyone fears her, and she feels degected, but it benefits Chicken, because now no one will beat him up.''''Comet!: Cow and Chicken's class go on a field trip to the Cometorium, where Chicken is bored stiff. After getting hit by one of Dad's golf balls (he was golfing right next door), Chicken hangs it in front of the telescope; soon, the whole town is in panic of the arrival of "Dad's Ball Comet".''''I Am Weasel: "I.R.'s Phantom Foot"moreless
    • Ep 3.2
      Dream Date Chicken
      1/27/98
      0.0
    • Ep 3.1
      Tongue Sandwich
      1/27/98
      0.0
    • Ep 2.1
      Pirate Lessons / Halloween with Dead Ghost, Coast to Coast / I.M. Weasel: I.M. Deity
      1/20/98
      9.2
      Pirate Lessons: The Red Guy is now Captain Butz Pirate, and wants to give Cow and Chicken pirate lessons. He takes them aboard his pirate ship in the middle of the duck pond, and teaches them how to say "argh", carve peglegs, hold worms for ransom, and sink Flem and Earl's boat. But after that incident, Cow, Chicken, and their flag/man Jolly Roger declare mutiny.''''Halloween with Dead Ghost, Coast to Coast: The Red Guy hosts a new late night talk show called "Dead Ghost, Coast to Coast", and reminds the viewers that tonight's Halloween. Chicken calls in, and is instructed to dress as a human being. So, Cow and Chicken go trick or treating as Mom and Dad, only to find that the neighbors assume that a grown man and woman are trick or treating. With that, Super Cow and Chicken teach The Red Guy a lesson.''''I Am Weasel: "I Am Deity"moreless
    • Ep 1.2
      Fluffy, the Anaconda / The Laughing Puddle / I.M. Weasel: I.R. Mommy
      1/13/98
      9.0
      Fluffy the Anaconda: Mom and Dad decide to let Cow have a pet. She choose an anaconda, after it eats Chicken, and she hears his voice from inside the snake, and assumes the snake can sound just like Chicken. Cow names the anaconda, Fluffy, and Fluffy soon grows attached to Chicken, as its full-coarse dinner.''''The Laughing Puddle: Cow, Chicken, Flem, and Earl play a game of kickball. Cow's udders kick the ball into the bushes, where Chicken, Flem and Earl discover a laughing puddle. After Flem and Chicken run back out, they forget the ball, and go back to discover that Earl is in the puddle. Chicken sends Flem after him, and he is stuck too. Chicken then gets Mom and Dad, who jump into the puddle, and Chicken drops Cow in there to save everyone. Chicken is then the only one left, until he discovers the puddle is a doorway to Boneless Chicken's nightclub.''''I Am Weasel: "I.R. Mommy"moreless
    • Ep 1.1
      Fluffy the Anaconda
      1/13/98
      0.0
    • Ep 9
      The Karate Chick / Yard Sale / I.M. Weasel: I.R. Ice Fisher
      3/10/98
      9.0
      The Karate Chick: After Chicken's beak is bruised by Dick, his school bully, Mom and Dad send him to karate lessons. Chicken takes up butt-fu from The Red Guy, but when Chicken still is unable to beat up Dick, Chicken decides to force a refund (with help from an invisible Super Cow).''''Yard Sale: Chicken holds a yard sale, but when one of the price tags accidentally falls off the table and onto the yard, The Red Guy literally buys the yard. Mom and Dad expect Chicken to get the yard back, in which he does by having Cow play a game of one-shot battleship with The Red Guy.''''I Am Weasel: "I.R. Ice Fisher"moreless
    • Ep 6
      Boneless Kite / Which Came First / I.M. Weasel: I Are Music Man
      2/17/98
      9.9
      Which Came First?: The Red Guy sneaks a crow egg under Chicken's covers while he sleeps. The next morning, Cow and Chicken find the egg, and Chicken comes to the conclusion that he is actually a girl. So, it's egg sitting for Cow and Chicken, until the egg hatches and a baby crow comes out. Now Chicken comes to the conclusion that he isn't even a chicken.''''Boneless Kite: Boneless Chicken teaches Cow and Chicken how to properly fly kites at Lava Park. When Cow's kite tangles with The Red Guy's Kite, he then uses Boneless as his new kite, and has a kite tug-of-war against the Asswipe tribe, over the hot-boiling-molten-lava river. Cow and Chicken come to Boneless's rescue, and the Asswipe tribe wins, while Red Guy takes a dip in the lava river.''''I Am Weasel: "I.R. Music Man"moreless
    • Ep 3
      Tongue Sandwich / Dream Date Chicken / I.M. Weasel: I Am Crybaby
      1/27/98
      9.4
      Tongue Sandwich: Cow's tongue rips out of her mouth and runs away. He then causes havock all over town, by hi-jacking someone of their motor-scooter, rolling around in someone's gravy, and licking the candy store dry. Soon, Tongue finds himself on the lam, and runs back to Cow. Everything is back to normal, until Chicken's wattle decides to run away to.''''Dream Date Chicken: Chicken is tired of always having to do chores, so he chews Mom and Dad out, and runs away to be a bachelor with Cousin Boneless Chicken. One at Boneless's Chicken attracts the attention on Boneless's blind-date, Linda. Linda falls head over heals for Chicken, which makes Boneless disgusted.''''I Am Weasel: I Am Cry Babymoreless
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