Cow and Chicken

Cartoon Network (ended 1999)


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Episode Guide

    • The Bad News Plastic Surgeons / Exchange Student / I.M. Weasel: I.R. in Wrong Cartoon
      The Bad News Plastic Surgeons: Teacher is disappointed when the school's plastic surgery team has no championships, so she calls in The Red Guy, to be the new plastic surgery coach. Chicken and Cow immediately join the team, and are taken to the finals, where they must compete against real doctors, who are still in grade school. The Exchange Student: The neighboring county of Montzerellaville is in the middle of a Holy Cheese War. One of their own, Slappy McCracken, is part of the exchange student program. He and Cow fall head over heals for each other. Cow then decides to stop the cheese war by proving that cheese isn't used for weapons, it's used for food. I am Weasel: "I.R. in Wrong Cartoon"moreless
    • Chickens Don't Fly / P.E. / I.M. Weasel: I Am Vampire
      Chicken's Don't Fly: Cow and Chicken are taking a trip all by themselves. Their taking an airplane. Once Chicken sees the actual plain, he starts to have anxiety attacks and believes that flying is a dangerous way to travel. P.E. Chicken, Flem, and Earl are finally 6th graders, and are ready for their first day at junior high. Once in their gym class they find it difficult to put up with a strict P.E. teacher, and bully twins. I am Weasel: "I Am Vampire"moreless
    • Goin' My Way? / The Baby Sitter / I.M. Weasel: The Hole
      Goin' My Way?: While driving in the snow, Mom and Dad find The Red Guy who says he's heading "home"; so Mom and Dad take him home with him, and immediately think of him has their new favorite son. Cow and Chicken work together to try to prove The Red Guy's a fraud. The Babysitter: Mom and Dad go out of town, leaving Cow as the babysitter, because she's the biggest, and not the oldest. Pretty soon, Chicken is at the mercy of his sister's babysitting technique: eating marshmallow soup for supper, doing homework with Crabs the Warthog doll, Piles the Beaver doll, and Manure the Bear doll, taking a bath and being scrubbed with dishsoap, and wearing diapers. I Am Weasel: "The Hole"moreless
    • Buffalo Gals / Cow and Chicken Reclining / I.M. Weasel: I Am My Lifetime
      Buffalo Gals: A group of female bikers break into Cow and Chicken's house, and start gnawing on their carpet. One of the bikers has a crush on Cow, and invites her to join the Buffalo Gals. It's up to Chicken to save his sister. Cow and Chicken Reclining: Dad is sick of his high-tech reecliner always malfunctioning, so he decides to dump it. Before he does, Cow and Chicken decide to see what it's like to sit in "The Chair". They, and they get stuck, and are taken away to museums, and in stolen vans, and finally back at home, where Dad waits for his "new chair". I Am Weasel: "I Am My Lifetime"moreless
    • Child Star / Perpetual Energy / I.M. Weasel: My Friend the Smart Banana
      Child Star: Amateur director Ivan Panced (The Red Guy) hold auditions for the role of "Pretty Little Girl" in his new movie with the same name. Cow wins the role by being the only girl who can't puddle dance. Cow's performance is charming, and well as tear-jerking: the horror is yet to come as the cameraman discovers he forgot to put the film in the camera. Perpetual Energy: Cow and Chicken mess with a Junior Chemistry Set, and created perpetual energy, a beam of energy that keeps on going forever. The Red Guy kidnaps Cow and Chicken to recreate the energy, so he can win a trip to up North without having to sell Military Scout Cookies. I Am Weasel: "My Friend, the Smart Banana''moreless
    • Cow Fly / Where Am I? / I.M. Weasel: I Stand Corrected
      Cow Fly: Cow is depressed because she has no friends: until she finds a fly in her room and befriends it. Pretty soon she and the fly are inseperable: until Chicken, Mom and Dad call in the fly exterminator. Where Am I?: Cow stays outside too late, and pretty soon finds herself lost in the woods, and tries to survive. She pretty soon comes to the conclusion that it's eat, or be eaten, so she puts on war paint, and finds a squirrel in a bush, she quickly eats. It turns out she was in the backyard all the time, and her imagination got the better of her. I Am Weasel: "I Stand Corrected"moreless
    • Playing Hooky / Chicken Lips / I.M. Weasel: Honey, I Are Home
      Playin' Hookie: Cow and Chicken have a big test the next day at school but when Chicken forgets to study, he tries to fake all kinds of illnesses to avoid going to school. After holding his thermometer over the grill, Mom and Dad call the doctor who makes housecalls: The Red Guy. Chicken Lips: Chicken is upset because he can't whistle, and everybody else can. The Red Guy tries to tutor Chicken, but he finds out that Chicken can't whistle because he has no lips. The Red Guy then immedietaly sends Chicken to surgery. I am Weasel: "Honey, I Are Home"moreless
    • Dirty Laundry / Grizzly Beaver Safari / I.M. Weasel: Queen of DeNile
      Dirty Laundry: The school's newspaper editor has been fired. Teacher then brings in The Red Guy, as reporter Geraldo Rearviewa to advise. He decides to produce a new school-news show, and makes Chicken the anchorman, and Cow the editor. But soon, Red Guy's false stories makes Chicken loses friends. Grizzly Beaver Safari: Cow, Chicken, Mom, and Dad go on a safari in Africa, where they run out of gas. Cow and Chicken then find themselves at the mercy of laughing hyenas, and man-eating giraffes. Super Cow comes to the rescue, only to find that she has actually been defeated by the Grizzly Beaver, who has eaten the giraffe, who has eaten Chicken. I Am Weasel: "Queen of DeNile"moreless
    • "Space Cow"/"Orthodontic Police"
      "Space Cow"/"Orthodontic Police"
      Season 0 - Episode 1
      See episodes 12A and 8A. I Am Weasel: "Law of Gravity"
    • Be Careful What You Wish for? / Lost at Sea / I.M. Weasel: I Do
      Be Careful What You Wish For: Chicken is fed up with Cow's constant babbling, and wishes for her to shut up. Cow then gives Chicken the silent treatment. Chicken soon regrets when Cow doesn't tell him about an oncoming truck, and not representing him in court. Lost at Sea: Flem and Earl find themselves lost in the middle of an ocean near the equator. They fear their lives are short, and begin reminescing about their fun lives: home coming, water boys, mentally challenged, eating cheese in Yurp, running with the bulls in Pimplelotta, singing drinking songs in Germany, and having love for Cow. I am Weasel: "I.R. Do"moreless
    • Professor Longhorn Steer/A Couple of Skating Fools/He Said, He Said
      Professor Longhorn: Cow and Chicken are put under the tutelage of their uncle, Professor Longhorn. He teaches them a number of bad habits until it's revealed that he's not even a professor. He's a steer. He can't do anything right except stampede. Taking pity on their uncle, they introduce him to a cowboy whose cattle won't stampede. A Couple of Skating Fools: Chicken and Earl become figure skaters. Of course, Red and Flem are the competition, and Red plays dirty. He whacks Earl in the leg so that he can't skate. Chicken's dreams seem sure to be dashed until Cow bursts through the door wearing her skating tutu, saving the day. He Said, He Said: (Weasel) Unbeknownst to each other, roommates Weasel and Baboon are both seeing the same psychiatrist, Red. They both tell Red about the trials and tribulations of living in the same apartment - culminating in a fight over a blind date. It turns out that Red is running an elaborate scam, setting up his secretary with roommates and then treating them as patientmoreless
    • Invisible Cow / Monster in the Closet / I.M. Weasel: I Am Hairstylist
      Invisible Cow When Red sells Cow a magical potion, Cow doesn't drink it, but still believes she is invisible, performing tricky and daring feats that she surprisingly gets away with. Monster in the Closet Cow discovers a monster in her closet. However, what's weird is that Cow and the monster soon become the best of friends. I Am Weasel: "I Am Hairstylist"moreless
    • Bad Chicken / Stay Awake / I.M. Weasel: I.R. Wild Baboon
      Bad Chicken: Cow and Chicken are sent to the copy room to make copies of the pop quiz. They then get carried away by making copies of their butts, and themselves: causing the copier to blow up. Cow and Chicken run down to the local officer supply store, while The Red Guy brings a copy of Chicken to life. The Chicken copy then causes chaos all over school, while Cow and the real Chicken try to destroy it. Stay Awake: Chicken rushes through breakfast, and accidentally eats a box full of coffee flakes. He then goes crazy and has trouble getting to sleep. On his third night of no sleep, Chicken then runs up the Empire State Building. Super Cow shoots him with warm milk, and Chicken finally falls asleep. I Am Weasel: "I.R. Wild Baboon"moreless
    • Boneless Kite / Which Came First / I.M. Weasel: I Are Music Man
      Which Came First?: The Red Guy sneaks a crow egg under Chicken's covers while he sleeps. The next morning, Cow and Chicken find the egg, and Chicken comes to the conclusion that he is actually a girl. So, it's egg sitting for Cow and Chicken, until the egg hatches and a baby crow comes out. Now Chicken comes to the conclusion that he isn't even a chicken. Boneless Kite: Boneless Chicken teaches Cow and Chicken how to properly fly kites at Lava Park. When Cow's kite tangles with The Red Guy's Kite, he then uses Boneless as his new kite, and has a kite tug-of-war against the Asswipe tribe, over the hot-boiling-molten-lava river. Cow and Chicken come to Boneless's rescue, and the Asswipe tribe wins, while Red Guy takes a dip in the lava river. I Am Weasel: "I.R. Music Man"moreless
    • Headhunting in Oregon / The King and Queen of Cheese / I.M. Weasel: I, Architect
      Headhunting in Oregon Mom and Dad take Cow and Chicken on a vacation in Oregon to find "head hunters". The Red Guy is their tour guide, and takes them into the woods, where they find a tribe of headhunters. While Cow, Mom, and Dad are watching Ice Walkers, the tribe have their eyes fixed on Chicken's head. The King and Queen of Cheese Cow goes to Arkansas to meet The Red Guy, who is trying to become the King and Queen of Cheese. The problem is that his method of making cheese is sucking the cheese out of things such as buckets, water towers, weasels, haystacks, silos, grandmas, horses, dogs, lizards, hyenas, ducks, and now Cow. Chicken rescues Cow and the other animals, who then turn the cheese suckers to The Red Guy. I Am Weasel: "I Architect"moreless
    • Can Cow Come Out and Play / Horn Envy / I.M. Weasel: Time Weasel
      Can Cow Come Out and Play? The Red Guy is depressed because no one will play with him. After seeing Cow has Crabs the Warthog, he wants to play with her because he has Crabs's doll house. When he askes to play with Cow, she tells him not if he was the last man on earth. With that he locks the entire world in a trailer, and is the last man standing: but Cow still won't play with him. Horn Envy: Cow has a crush on Crag, the smartest kid in school, but is ignored by him. Her friends try to convince her that her horns are too small, so she tries every way to make them bigger by decorating them with coat hangers, paper masche, and even chocolate chip weenies. Cow later learns that Crag wasn't interest in Cow, because he had a crush on one of her friends. I am Weasel: "Time Weasel"moreless
    • Free Inside / Journey to the Center of Cow / I.M. Weasel: I.R. Pixie Faerie
      Free Inside: Chicken finds a credit card as his "free inside prize". Dad tells him that with the credit card, he can buy all the neat stuff he wants. So Cow and Chicken run down to the weenie emporium, where he learns he can only buy products with the value of 25 cents or less. With that, he buys a stick of weenie bubblegum for 20 cents, then The Red Guy shows up to collect his 5 cent interest.

      Journey to the Center of Cow: Chicken turns 11, and is allowed to operate the food catapault. So he uses it to feed Cow pork butts, but when his sleeve gets caught in it, he ends up getting swallowed by Cow. With that, Mom and Dad take her to The Red Guy, who tries to get Chicken out of Cow's cavernous abdomen.

      I Am Weasel: "I.R. Pixie Fairie". The Red Guy narrates a story about pixie fairie baboons who imprison Baboon, until Weasel comes to the rescue.moreless
    • Confused / The Molting Fairy / I.M. Weasel: I.R. Gentlemans
      Confused Cow and Chicken are sent to military school after leaving one crumb on the floor, and the school's chief drill sargeant is none other than Red. The Molting Fairy When Chicken's feathers begin to fall out, he begins making a scheme to get rich quick off of The Molting Fairy, who is Red in disguise. This episode's segment of I Am Weasel is I.R. Gentlemans.moreless
    • Cow's Toys / I Scream Man / I.M. Weasel: I Are Gladiator
      Cow's Toys: Sick of their everyday life of being squirted with milk, Cow's favorite toys: Crabs the Warthog Doll, Piles the Beaver Doll, and Manure the Bear decide to run away to find their original owner. After reading Manure's tag that says "Made In Hong Kong", they assume their original owner is a maiden named Hong Kong, and set out on a quest to find her.

      I Scream Man: It's almost arbor day, and Mom and Dad are feeding their pet piggy pennies so they can crack him open on arbor day. Meanwhile, Cow and Chicken are craving ice cream, and try to chase down the ice cream man (Red Guy).

      I am Weasel: "I Are Gladiator"moreless
    • Cow and Chicken Blues / The Ballad of Cow and Chicken / I.M. Weasel: I.R. Good Salesman
      Cow and Chicken Blues When Cow and Chicken are feeling down, their parents send them next door, to the house of a famous blue singer, who tells them a wild and outlandish tale. The Ballad of Cow and Chicken Teacher, Flem, and Earl, sing a ballad about how an agent man from the government (Red Guy) chases them across the land. This episode's segment of I Am Weasel is I.R. Good Salesman.moreless
    • Chicken's First Kiss / Squirt the Daisies / I.M. Weasel: I.M. Ambassador
      Chicken's First Kiss While playing a game of doll tag, Chicken is kissed by Winney. Everyone then tells Chicken that he has cooties, and that his beak will shrivel, his tongue will swell to 16 times, his butt will fall off, and his eyeballs will fall off. Chicken then has an anxiety attack, and imagines all the things others said. He then wakes up to find his parents tell him that he has to kiss Winney back, and marry her. Squirt the Daisies Cow and Chicken play at the arcade. The Red Guy persuades Chicken to play his new video game. Chicken is placed in a special chair, and fitted with special goggles, and he finds himself, virtually in the video games. He then finds himself the victim of a bunch of killer daises. I Am Weasel: "I Am Ambassador"moreless
    • Sumo Cow / Comet! / I.M. Weasel: I.R.'s Phantom Foot
      Sumo Cow: Cow, Chicken, Flem, and Earl try out for the school's sumo wrestling team. For being big and fat, Cow is the new team member. Soon, everyone fears her, and she feels degected, but it benefits Chicken, because now no one will beat him up. Comet!: Cow and Chicken's class go on a field trip to the Cometorium, where Chicken is bored stiff. After getting hit by one of Dad's golf balls (he was golfing right next door), Chicken hangs it in front of the telescope; soon, the whole town is in panic of the arrival of "Dad's Ball Comet". I Am Weasel: "I.R.'s Phantom Foot"moreless
    • Grandma at the Mall / Chicken in the Bathroom / I.M. Weasel: Unsinkable I.R.
      Grandman at the Mall: Grandma pays at visit to Cow and Chicken's house to take them to the mall with her. Her purpose for being at the mall: to look for a new grandpa, because she lost the old one. Chicken gives her the slip while he, Flem and Earl hang out at the concession stands. Chicken in the Bathroom: Chicken refuses to take bath, so he just sits there in the empty tub, while Cow, Mom, and Dad try to make him take a bath so they can use the toilet. I am Weasel: "Unsinkable I.R."moreless
    • Me an' My Dog / Cow's Dream Catcher / I.M. Weasel: Dessert Island
      Me An' My Dog: Cow brings home an "invisible" dog, whom she dubs, Kevin. Pretty soon, she and Kevin are inseperable, but causes trouble with school and friends. After she enters Kevin in a dog show, and wins, Kevin "runs away". Afterwards, Cow finds Kevin, befriended an "invisible" homeless man. Cow's Dream Catcher: Cow tags along with Chicken, Flem, and Earl on their camping trip in the tree fort. Cow says that if Chicken, Flem, or Earl touch her dream catcher that they'll die. Chicken accidentally breaks her dream catcher, and soon, he, Flem and Earl are at the mercy of Cow's worst nightmare: The Milkman. I Am Weasel: "Dessert Island"moreless
    • Orthodontic Police / Cow with Four Eyes / I.M. Weasel: Disease Fiesta
      Orthodontic Police The Red Guy is an orthodontic police, whose duty is to correct those with bad teeth. He puts them into painful, and ridiculous looking retainers that cover their whole bodies. He puts them on everybody, even those without teeth. When everyone learns that the braces are permanent, Super Cow goes to everyone's rescue. The Cow with Four Eyes Cow has a new pair of glasses, and suddenly becomes the smartest person in school. Chicken decides two can play at that game, and gets glasses himself, but since he already has perfect vision, the glasses make everything look blurry, and he's soon the new smartest kid in class. Because of his new intellect, he is placed in charge of tearing down the new "dungeon", which was really a new indoor swimming pool. I Am Weasel "Disease Fiesta"moreless
    • The Night of the Ed / Cow's Pies / I.M. Weasel: I Are Good Dog
      Night of the Ed: Dad decides that the family needs a he buys a spayed male jackel named Ed. He and Mom go out to celebrate, leaving Cow and Chicken alone with a living terrorist pet. Cow and Chicken then consult "How to Care for Your First Jackel" to try to tame Ed, Cow's Pie: Cow bakes her own pie and wants Chicken to try it...but he doesn't want to. Cow then follows Chicken everywhere until she takes drastic measures...hiding all of the food in the house, only leaving the pie. Chicken gives in, and discovers the pie is actually good. Little does he's really poop. I am Weasel: "I.R. Good Dog"moreless
    • Snail Boy / Penalty Wheel / I.M. Weasel: The Magnificent Motorbikini
      Snail Boy: Cow and Chicken visit their cousin, Snail Boy for Sunday Dinner. Later that night, Mom's Sis announces that Snail Boy has been transformed to Cow and Chicken's school. During his first day of school, Chicken becomes the laughing-stock when every finds out that Chicken is the cousin of a snail. Snail Boy then becomes the target of the eyes of the bullying track team. Penalty Wheel: Cow, Chicken, Flem, and Earl are contestants on the gameshow "You've Been Panced?". Where the contestants have three seconds to perform three complicated tasks, or they have to spin the penalty. Chicken, Flem, and Earl all fail, but thanks to Super Cow, they win the grand prize: Red Guy's life savings. They discovered that they've been swindled, and Super Cow takes out Red Guy. I am Weasel: "The Magnificent Motorbikini"moreless
    • School Bully / Time Machine / I.M. Weasel: Ping-Pong at Sea
      School Bully When Butch, a bully that enjoys picking on Chicken and Flem, is replaced by a meaner bully, Chicken and Flem go on a mission to restore the old bully's power. Time Machine While at the video arcade, Cow and Chicken find a time machine that takes them to the beginning of time, and they unwittingly change it. This episode's segment of I Am Weasel is Ping-Pong at Sea.moreless
    • Lawnmower Chicken / Cow Loves Piles / I.M. Weasel: Law of Gravity
      Lawnmower Chicken Chicken needs to earn money to buy socks, so he gets a job mowing The Red Guy's lawn, which has grass taller than him. He also has to mow the back yard, which contains the Swiss Alps! After Chicken finishes, The Red Guy cheats him, so Super Cow fixes it up. Cow Loves Piles Cow buys the new Piles the Beaver Doll, and takes him to the carnival with her. When he's catapulted into the air, she then goes on a wild goose chase all over the carnival just to catch him. I Am Weasel: "Law of Gravity"moreless
    • The Day I Was Born / Factory Follies / I.M. Weasel: Drivers Sped
      The Day I Was Born: Cow wonders about the day she was born. Chicken tells her she was adopted, Mom tells her that the stork delivered her, Dad said they found her in a cabbage, Teacher says she hatched from an egg, and Red Guy says he delivered her. Factory Follies: Red Guy is CEO of a giant factory. He holds a birthday party for himself in the confrence room later that night, but none of the employees show up. But it doesn't matter, he has enough fun by himself. I am Weasel: "Driver's Sped"moreless
    • Red Butler / Duck, Duck, Chicken / The Great Pantzini
      Red Butler: Red Guys shows up at Cow and Chicken's house, posing as Hives the Butler. For the rest of the day, he tries to make Cow and Chicken's life easier, by answers questions for them, peeing for them, feeding them, blinking for them, and giving them story time. When Red Guy discovers that their not wealthy, he decides to take his scam to Flem and Earl. Duck, Duck, Chicken: Now Red Guy's Dr. Hiney, and says that Chicken is a deformed duck. With that, he takes Chicken to the hospital for a wattle-ex-tamy. After hours pass, Red Guy's surgery literally turns Chicken into a duck. Mom and Dad sue Red Guy, and lose. Now the Cow and Chicken show may be renamed "Cow and Duck". The Great Pantzini: Mom and Dad force Cow and Chicken to join Red Guy's circus. Red Guy tries everything to make Cow and Chicken to fit into the circus. First he tries them out as Cow being a trapeze artist, and Chicken as a fire eater. But when his clowns quit, he makes Cow and Chicken his new clowns. Red Guy is arrested for being a fraud, and is forced to give everyone back their laughter, one at a time.moreless
    • Meet Lance Sackless / Who's Afraid of the Dark? / I.M. Weasel: I.R. Role Model
      Meet Lance Sackless: Cow and Chicken decide to get on Canada's Funniest Home Vidiots; so they glue each other to their heads, and send the tape in. They then meet the host of the show, The Red Guy (who portrays Lance Sackless). After Cow and Chicken win the grandprize, The Red Guy trashes them with insults about how stupid they look, so Super Cow takes out The Red Guy. Who's Afraid of the Dark: Mom and Dad are upset that Cow and Chicken aren't afraid of the dark, so they call in a specialist on fear: The Red Guy (who portrays Dr. Lackslacks). He tries everyway he can to make Cow and Chicken afraid, only succeeding in making himself afraid of everything. I am Weasel: "I.R. Role Model"moreless
    • Cow's Horse / Cow's a Beauty / Piano Lessons
      Cow's Horse: Cow loves horses. While reading a book about a famous horse, Blackie, she discovers the famous horse in her front yard. Cow and Chicken then take the horse as their new friend. Cow and Chicken make sure that Blackie gets his way. Soon Mom and Dad tire living like animals and wearing horse shoes, and tell Cow and Chicken that Blackie has to go. Cow's A Beauty: Red Guy shows up at Cow and Chicken's house, claiming to be a beauty pagent scout. He then dolls up Cow, and enters her into the next beauty pagent. While Cow literally makes a mochrie up on stage, she wins anyway with her inner beauty. Cow then discovers that it was all a scam so Red Guy could wear the tiarara, and hold the roses, at least just once. Piano Lessons: Red Guy shows up at Cow and Chicken's house again, this time claiming to be a piano teacher. So now Cow and Chicken are his students, and tries to make them child-prodigy piano players, so he can be rich. Cow and Chicken's concert fail, and he starts banging his head on the piano, which amazingly, amazes the audience, and Red Guy is named a great piano player.moreless
    • Alive! / Who Is Supercow? / I.M. Weasel: Deep Sea Tour
      Alive! When Cow and Chicken's cousin, Boneless Chicken, come to babysit Cow, he and Cow end up stuck on the roof. Who is Super Cow? Red, tired of being foiled by Supercow, opens up a dry-cleaning shop for superhero costumes. Failing to find Supercow, he kidnaps Cow, and it's up to Chicken to save her. This episode's segment of I Am Weasel is Deep Sea Tour.moreless
    • Cloud Nine / Send in the Clowns / I.M. Weasel: Revolutionary Weasel
      Cloud Nine: Cow and Chicken wait outside the hardware store while Dad shops. Chicken is dying to ride the fighter jet plane ride. When Cow finally lends Chicken a quarter, The Red Guy takes the ride away. Chicken then stows-away on his truck, to ride the plane, but has to plug it up. Once at the gas station, he buys 20 extension cords, but the owner unplugs them. In the end, Chicken discovers that Dad actually collects those kind of rides. Send in the Clowns: Dad isn't friendly terms with the new neighbors, who happen to be clowns. Cow falls in love with the clown son, who in return falls in love with Cow. They play hooky to spend the day together. Dad finds out, and Cow in grounded, while he kicks the clown son out, and chews clown dad out. I am Weasel: "Revolutionary Weasel"moreless
    • Space Cow / The Legend of Sailcat / I.M. Weasel: Happy Baboon Holidays
      Space Cow Cow and Chicken write essays on the jobs they'd like to have when they grow up. Cow wants to go into space, while Chicken wants to go into marketing. The winning essay's writer will get to have a day's worth of experience of their career choice. Cow wins, and she gets to help two astronaut fix the stuble microscope, while Chicken is runner-up, however instead of being actually marketing, he's a bagboy. The spaceship runs out of fuel, so Chicken goes into space to save Cow. The Legend of Sailcat Flem's Dad takes Chicken, Flem, and Earl on a camping trip in the woods. Cow shows up with Chicken's forgotten hairbrush, only to be kicked out by him, Flem and Earl. Flem's Dad then sings a ballad to the kids about a flattened cat, who can act like a frisbee, and cut things down like trees and trucks. Later that night, the kids find their cans of Sugar Frosted Weenies cut open by Sailcat. I Am Weasel: "Happy Baboon Holidays"moreless
    • Supermodel Cow / Part Time Job / I.M. Weasel: I.R. on Sun
      Supermodel Cow When Cow gets noticed by a magazine photographer, her looks become the latest trend, and she is famous. However, Cow learns the painful lesson that fame doesn't last very long... Part-Time Job To earn money for the newCrabs the Warthog doll, Cow takes up a part-time job at the milk farm. However, Chicken follows suit, and he soon gets referred to a chicken farm that is supplying fried chicken to major fast food industries. This episode's segment of I Am Weasel is I.R. on Sun.moreless
    • Tongue Sandwich / Dream Date Chicken / I.M. Weasel: I Am Crybaby
      Tongue Sandwich: Cow's tongue rips out of her mouth and runs away. He then causes havock all over town, by hi-jacking someone of their motor-scooter, rolling around in someone's gravy, and licking the candy store dry. Soon, Tongue finds himself on the lam, and runs back to Cow. Everything is back to normal, until Chicken's wattle decides to run away to. Dream Date Chicken: Chicken is tired of always having to do chores, so he chews Mom and Dad out, and runs away to be a bachelor with Cousin Boneless Chicken. One at Boneless's Chicken attracts the attention on Boneless's blind-date, Linda. Linda falls head over heals for Chicken, which makes Boneless disgusted. I Am Weasel: I Am Cry Babymoreless
    • Crash Dive / Happy Meat / I.M. Weasel: The Power of Odor
      Crash Dive When Chicken builds a submarine out of wood and has Cow nail him in, he soon realizes he has no control out of the vessel. Happy Meat When Chicken gets sick of the cafeteria food served at their school, he and Cow decide to set up their own food stand. This episode's segment of I Am Weasel is The Power of Odor.moreless
    • Chachi, the Chewing Gum Seal / Black Sheep of the Family / I.M. Weasel: Enemy Camp
      Chachi, the Chewing Gum Seal: Chicken tells Cow that she's not artistic, so she in return, sculpts a seal out of a stick of chewing gum, and an entire machine full of bubblegum balls. Cow wishes that her chewing gum seal, whom she names Chachi, was real. Suddenly, a wishing star grants her wish, and Chachi is a real, miserable, ho-hum seal.

      Black Sheep of the Family: Cow and Chicken get a visit from their cousin, Black Sheep (who really is in both terms). While Mom and Dad run away, Cow and Chicken try to make Black Sheep feel at home, but when he compliments Flem and Earl in scientific terms, they assume that Black Sheep is a dangerous criminal. Cow tries to help Black Sheep, who everyone changes their minds about, after he saves a woman's life from a heart attack.

      I am Weasel: "Enemy Camp"moreless
    • The Ugliest Weenie / I.M. Weasel: I.R. Big Star
      The Ugliest Weenie When Cow writes a play about an ugly, outcast weenie, Chicken makes fun of it. However, he won't be laughing when he is cast in the title role when it becomes a school production. This episode's segment of I Am Weasel is I.R. Big Star.
    • Professor Longhorn / A Couple of Skating Fools / I.M. Weasel: He Said, He Said
      Professor Longhorn Steer: Mom and Dad are disgusted that Cow and Chicken believe the world is round, so they hire Dad's brother, Longhorn Steer (who really is a steer) to tudor Cow and Chicken. Longhorn fails, but Cow and Chicken learn that he doesn't want to teach...we wants to be a normal steer, get married, have kids, hold a job, and stampede. A Couple of Skating Fools: Chicken's dream is to be a world famous figure skater, so he and Earl enter a figure skating contest. Red Guy is jealous because his partner is Flem, so, he injures Earl, making Chicken helpless out on the rink...until Cow comes to save Chicken's dream. I am Weasel: "He Said, He Said"moreless
    • Fluffy, the Anaconda / The Laughing Puddle / I.M. Weasel: I.R. Mommy
      Fluffy the Anaconda: Mom and Dad decide to let Cow have a pet. She choose an anaconda, after it eats Chicken, and she hears his voice from inside the snake, and assumes the snake can sound just like Chicken. Cow names the anaconda, Fluffy, and Fluffy soon grows attached to Chicken, as its full-coarse dinner. The Laughing Puddle: Cow, Chicken, Flem, and Earl play a game of kickball. Cow's udders kick the ball into the bushes, where Chicken, Flem and Earl discover a laughing puddle. After Flem and Chicken run back out, they forget the ball, and go back to discover that Earl is in the puddle. Chicken sends Flem after him, and he is stuck too. Chicken then gets Mom and Dad, who jump into the puddle, and Chicken drops Cow in there to save everyone. Chicken is then the only one left, until he discovers the puddle is a doorway to Boneless Chicken's nightclub. I Am Weasel: "I.R. Mommy"moreless
    • The Karate Chick / Yard Sale / I.M. Weasel: I.R. Ice Fisher
      The Karate Chick: After Chicken's beak is bruised by Dick, his school bully, Mom and Dad send him to karate lessons. Chicken takes up butt-fu from The Red Guy, but when Chicken still is unable to beat up Dick, Chicken decides to force a refund (with help from an invisible Super Cow). Yard Sale: Chicken holds a yard sale, but when one of the price tags accidentally falls off the table and onto the yard, The Red Guy literally buys the yard. Mom and Dad expect Chicken to get the yard back, in which he does by having Cow play a game of one-shot battleship with The Red Guy. I Am Weasel: "I.R. Ice Fisher"moreless
    • Chicken's Fairy Tail / Magic Chicken / I.M. Weasel: I Am Whale Captain
      Chicken's Fairy Tail: Chicken trades Cow to a farmer for five Canadian jumping beans. Mom grounds Chicken, and has him throw the beans out. As you guessed, a beanstalk grew, Chicken, Frem, and Earl climbed it, and was captured by Red Guy who is the giant. Super Cow senses this, and flies to the rescue. Flem in the end, ends up laying a golden egg (no, seriously, he LAYS a golden egg). Magic Chicken: Chicken hosts his own magic show, and his assitant is Cow. He amazes Flem and Earl, by makings a porkbutt float, Flem's under appear outside his pants, switching Earl's braces to Flem, bird fly from under Earl's hat, and Cow's udder dsiappear. But when he is unable to make her udder reappear, he has no choice but to place reward posters. Meanwhile, Red Guy is enjoying his newfound milk producing body part. I am Weasel: "I Am Whale Captain"moreless
    • Sergeant Weenie Arms / Sow and Chicken / I.M. Weasel: I Am Bush Pilot
      Sergeant Weenie Arms: After Earl gets the new Sergeant Weenie Arms action figure, he, Flem and Chicken go to Dead Skull Cave to meet the soldier himself, and become full-fledge weenie marines. After they do so, they learn that weenie marines are sissies. Sow and Chicken: Cow and Chicken get an unexpected visit from Cow's twin cousin, Sow (a pig with 8 teets). After Sow's first day at school, she causes chaos, and puts the blame on Cow. It's up to Cow to pull the plug on Sow's evil ways. I Am Weasel: "I Am Bush Pilot"moreless
    • Cow Instincts, Don't It? / Ballerina Cow / I.M. Weasel: I.R. Plant Life
      Cow's Insticts...Don't It? Cow learns that she has a herding instinct, and soon starts to fit in with other crowds such as flocks of ducks, schools of fish, and the military. She soon learns that she is supposed to herd with other cows, so she does, but soon dislikes it when all the other cows do nothing but stand and eat grass. Ballerina Cow Cow's dream is to be a great ballerina, but her weight makes her a big klutz, and every time she dances, she destroys the house. She is the target of the eyes of recently de-wrecking ball home wrecker, Irving J. Slacksoff (The Red Guy). He makes Cow his new home wrecking act, and her ballerina skills cause her to destroy an entire building. I Am Weasel: "I.R. Plant Life"moreless
    • The Big Move / Cow's Magic Blanket / I.M. Weasel: I.R. Ghost
      The Big Move: Cow and Chicken are devastated when Mom and Dad suddenly announce that their moving. Cow and Chicken start reminising about their favorite memories from the only home they ever lived in, from their first puppy, to their first Christmas. The Red Guy, Flem and Earl are also devastated when Cow and Chicken are moving. Once the truck is loaded, Cow and Chicken discover that they are only moving to an identical house next door. When asked why, Dad replies "our old house was infested with ants." Cow's Magic Blanket: Everyone makes fun of Cow because she still has her old security blanket. She then tosses it out the school bus window, but is depressed for the rest of the day. Chicken tries the cheer her up by playing the bad guy in a game of Super Cow. Cow confesses that her blanket was also Super Cow's magic cape, and that Super Cow was never coming back. Red Guy then sees the perfect opportunity to torture Flem and Earl. Chicken decides it's "Wonder Wattle" to the rescue. I am Weasel: "I.R. Ghost"moreless
    • Field Trip to Folsom Prison Blues / Girls' Bathroom / I.M. Weasel: This Bridge Not Weasel Bridge
      Field Trip to Folsom Prison Blues When Cow and Chicken's class takes a field trip to the local prison, Chicken ends up switching places with a hardcore criminal prisoner called Red. In the meantime, Cow notices a change in "Chicken's" behavior. Girls' Bathroom When Earl and Flem dare Chicken to sleep in the mysterious and strange place called the "Girls' Bathroom", Chicken reluctantly accepts. This episode's segment of I Am Weasel is This Bridge Not Weasel Bridge.moreless
    • No Smoking: The Original Pilot
      No Smoking: The Original Pilot
      Season 1 - Episode 1
      Chicken thinks about smoking when sees that everybody else is doing it. The devil (which is actually the red guy; he's just called the devil in this episode because it's the pilot episode)takes chicken down to hell. Chicken says that he will never do it again but the devil says that it's to late and Supercow finally comes to save the day and take chicken from hell back to their home.moreless
    • 101 Useless Uses for Cow and Chicken / Intelligent Life? / I.M. Weasel: Tree Story
      101 Uses for Cow and Chicken: Chicken starts to mess with a pricing gun in the super market, and then starts getting carried away. Soon, Cow and Chicken inevidibly have price tags stuck on them. Red Guy assumes they're for sale, and buys them...but doesn't know exactly how to put them to use. Intelligent Life: Cow doesn't wish to come in, but rather stay out all night to stare at the moon. So she builds a make-shift rocket ship out of cardboard boxes, a trashcan, and traffic cone. It ACTUALLY works, and finds herself on the planet Mud, where she brings space alien (Red Guy) back to earth where he says the solution to all problems is: puppets. I am Weasel: "A Tree Story"moreless
    • Captain Butz Pirate/Halloween With Dead Ghost/I Am Deity
    • Buffalo Gals; Cow and Chicken Reclining
    • Buffalo Gals; Cow and Chicken Reclining
    • Can Cow Come Out and Play?; Horn Envy
      "Can Cow Come Out and Play" When Mom tells Red that Cow would play with him if he were the last man on Earth, Red devises an elaborate scam where he locks the entire world in trailer. "Horn Envy" Cow is Infatuated with the cool boy at school. "Time Weasel" (Weasel) Weasel invents time underwear, which Baboon promptly steals hoping to change history in his favor.moreless
    • Professor Longhorn Steer; A Couple of Skating Fools
      "Professor Longhorn: Cow and Chicken are put under the tutelage of their uncle, Professor Longhorn. He teaches them a number of bad habits until it\'s revealed that he\'s not even a professor. He\'s a steer. He can\'t do anything right except stampede.
    • The Cow and Chicken Blues/Ballad of Cow and Chicken/I.R. Good Salesman
      Cow and Chicken Blues: Cow and Chicken are blue. Dad sends them next door to a neighbor's place (a backwoods, river delta cabin) where they meet a famous blues singer. He sings them a tale of a heroic Red guy, who lost his pants to a ferocious alligator. Cow and Chicken unmask the blues singer only to find Red in disguise. He had tied up the old blues singer in the back room. Set free, the true blues singer seeks his revenge. The Ballad of Cow and Chicken: Teacher, backed by Flem and Earl, sings a ballad of how Cow and Chicken were chased across the land by the government agent man, Red. Finally, Cow and Chicken ask Red why he's chasing them. It seems Cow dropped Crabs the Warthog back at their house. I.R. Good Salesman: (Weasel) Baboon sells fire door to door. Red follows him selling fire extinguishers. It's all part of an elaborate scam. Weasel follows them both and rebuilds the houses of the victims better than they were before. But, Weasel cannot allow this to continue.moreless
    • Duck, Duck, Chicken/Great Pantzini, The/Who Rubbed Out
      Duck, Duck, Chicken: Through the miracles of surgery, Red turns Chicken into a duck. Mom and Dad take Red to court, but their case is over-ruled because if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it must be a duck. Defeated, Mom and Dad take their new duck home. Meanwhile, Red has put up a duck blind in the front's duck season. The Great Pantzini: Mom and Dad force Cow and Chicken to run off and join the circus. Of course, it's a two-bit circus run by Red, the Great Pantzini. Through various idiotic attempts, Red trains them to be part of his circus. However, on opening night, it comes out that Red's a fraud. He's not a circus performer, he's actually a brain surgeon. Who Rubbed Out Cow and Chicken?: Private Detectives Weasel and Baboon investigate the mysterious disappearance of Cow and Chicken as well as their family. Teacher is only half there, and Flem and Earl are only outlines of themselves. It turns out that Red is erasing the competition (literally). He wants a show of his verymoreless
    • Night of the Ed/Cow's Pie/I Are Good Dog
      The Night of The Ed: Dad brings home a jackal as a pet for Cow and Chicken. Promptly, Mom and Dad go out to celebrate, leaving Cow and Chicken in the "capable" hands of Ed, the jackal. Cow's Pie: Cow is making her special pie. She tries desperately to get Chicken to taste it. He won't. Finally, worn down, Chicken eats the pie. He likes it. He gobbles it down and asks for more. Cow smiles shyly to the camera...she just doesn't have the heart to tell her big brother what the secret ingredient is. I Are Good Dog: (Weasel) Weasel and Baboon are purchased in a pet store by an obnoxious little kid. Weasel makes a splendid pet. Baboon does not. Finally, unloved, Baboon runs off and is collected by the pound. He's sent to the glue factory to work.moreless
    • The Full Mounty/Mall Cop/I Am Cliched
      The Full Mounty: Dad takes Cow and Chicken to work with him. Red, the office Mounty, is soon following them. He rides his horse through the office building - tracking down Cow and Chicken as if it were the wilds of the Yukon. In the end, we learn Red has always wanted to be a Canadian Mounty, but he's only an Uruguayan meter maid. Mall Cop: Accused of shoplifting, Cow and Chicken are chased all over the mall by Red, the mall cop. He drives his golf cart after them everywhere they go. Of course, in the end, Red is proved to be a fraud; Cow and Chicken are exonerated. I Am Cliched: (Weasel) Red, the director, gives weasel and Baboon. Of course, the scripts contain only the most hackneyed and over-used cliches in the history of cartoons. Weasel is irate. Both he and Baboon threaten to quit. But, Red writes a stunning drama for them all to appear in. Trust me. The cliches were better.moreless
    • Chachi the Chewing Gum Seal/Black Sheep of the Family/Enemy Camp
      Chachi, The Chewing Gum Seal: Cow creates a seal out of chewing gum and wishes upon a star for it to come to life. It does. Chicken picks on the seal, and Cow realizes that Chachi has a self-esteem problem. She raises his self-esteem, but Chachi becomes a real jerk. So Cow sticks him under the kitchen table where he dries out. Black Sheep of the Family: Cousin Black Sheep comes to stay with Cow and Chicken. He's completely misunderstood. He's highly intelligent and has a lot to offer the world, but Red is persecuting him. When Cousin Black Sheep knits Red a pair of woolen pants, however, Red becomes quite friendly...he was only mean because he was so cold. Still, Cousin Black Sheep is hauled off to jail for indecent exposure. Enemy Camp: (Weasel) The best of friends, Weasel and Baboon go to Enemy Camp together. Camp Counselor Red tries desperately to turn the two into enemies but to no avail. Finally, because Weasel is so perfect, he's awarded the best enemy (because Red hates him). Baboon covetsmoreless
    • The Big Move/Cow's Magic Blanket/I.Are Ghost
      The Big Move: Mom and Dad tell Cow and Chicken that they're all moving to a new house. Cow's Magic Blanket: Cow throws her childhood blanket away. I. R. Ghost: As ghosts, Weasel and Baboon are assigned to haunt the mansion of Touloula Bottoms.
    • Major Wedgie/The Loneliest Cow/Dream Weasel
      Major Wedgy: Dad tells he met Mom. The Loneliest Cow: Cow befriends an orange tree in the backyard. Dream Weasel: Weasel, with his assistant, Baboon, invents a dream machine.
    • Orthodontic Police/The Cow With Four Eyes/Disease Fiesta
      Orthodontic Police: On a family outing, Dad is pulled over by a motorcycle cop who discovers that Cow and Chicken have crooked teeth.
    • Night of the ED/Cow's Pie/I.R. Good Dog
      "The Night of The Ed: Dad brings home a jackal as a pet for Cow and Chicken. Promptly, Mom and Dad go out to celebrate, leaving Cow and Chicken in the "capable" hands of Ed, the jackal. The ferocious beast gets loose in the house, and almost eats them.