The Red Guy's Roles on C&C: Lance Sackless, Dr. Lackslack
The Red Guy's Role on IMW: Pantless Cracker Mom, Freddy Jr., Murray Jr., Wormy Jr.
In Who's Afraid Of the Dark Dad suggests that he used to be a women.
In "Who's Afraid of the Dark?", when Dad jumps up around Mom, he literally has two left feet.
(in a high stool)
The Red Guy: I'm going to fall!
Weasel: This man is no hero. He's been selling crackers illegally for years.
Weasel: I hope you have all learned a lesson today and that lesson is to never blindly follow anyone, especially if that person is a baboon with a bright red butt.
The Red Guy: How do you explain being at every fire in this city for the past 20 years?
Weasel: I am a fireman.
The Red Guy: So you admit it.
Dad: Man, it does my heart good to see such fear.
Dad: You know, adopting Dr. Lackslack was the best idea I had since becoming a man!
Cow: There are lots of dust balls under our bed.
The Red Guy: Dust balls. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Dad: Let's adopt this grown man right now!
Mom: Oh Dad isn't he adorable, he's afraid of everything.
The Red Guy: What do you see?
Chicken: That's your butt.
The Red Guy: Aaaaaaaaaah!
The Red Guy: Tell me what you see in the picture.
Chicken: A vampire
Mom and Dad: Vampire!
Dad: They could be eaten by monsters!
Mom: The boogie man could get them!
Dad: The wolves could carry them away!
Dad: Where did we go wrong? Was it something we did!
Mom: What's to become of our children if their not scared of the dark!
Cow: We are not scared of the dark.
Mom and Dad: Aaaaaaaaaah!
The Red Guy: We're all going to nibble the dust!
The Red Guy: Let's take a look at our 3 totally stupid semi-finalists.
Cow: I'm keeping me utters crossed.
Chicken: That's gonna help.
Mom: Would you look at that. Super Cow has Chicken stuck to her head too!
"I.R. Role Model" is the first time more than one Red Guy appears on screen at the same time. Four of them to be exact.
Lance Sackless later became The Red Guy's more frequently used alias. He also appears in the exact same outfit he wore as Dr. Lackslack in the I am Weasel segment: "He Said, He Said" as Dr. Sigmund Fraud.
In "Meet Lance Sackless" the show Canada's Funniest Home Vidiots is a parody of America's Funniest Home Videos.