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(in a high stool)
The Red Guy: I'm going to fall!
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Weasel: This man is no hero. He's been selling crackers illegally for years.
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Weasel: I hope you have all learned a lesson today and that lesson is to never blindly follow anyone, especially if that person is a baboon with a bright red butt.
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The Red Guy: How do you explain being at every fire in this city for the past 20 years?
Weasel: I am a fireman.
The Red Guy: So you admit it.
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Dad: Man, it does my heart good to see such fear.
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Dad: You know, adopting Dr. Lackslack was the best idea I had since becoming a man!
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Cow: There are lots of dust balls under our bed.
The Red Guy: Dust balls. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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Dad: Let's adopt this grown man right now!
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Mom: Oh Dad isn't he adorable, he's afraid of everything.
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The Red Guy: What do you see?
Chicken: That's your butt.
The Red Guy: Aaaaaaaaaah!
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The Red Guy: Tell me what you see in the picture.
Chicken: A vampire
Mom and Dad: Vampire!
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Dad: They could be eaten by monsters!
Mom: The boogie man could get them!
Dad: The wolves could carry them away!
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Dad: Where did we go wrong? Was it something we did!
Mom: What's to become of our children if their not scared of the dark!
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Cow: We are not scared of the dark.
Mom and Dad: Aaaaaaaaaah!
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The Red Guy: We're all going to nibble the dust!
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The Red Guy: Let's take a look at our 3 totally stupid semi-finalists.
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Cow: I'm keeping me utters crossed.
Chicken: That's gonna help.
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Mom: Would you look at that. Super Cow has Chicken stuck to her head too!