Cow and Chicken - Season 1

Cartoon Network (ended 1999)


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Episode Guide

  • Orthodontic Police/The Cow With Four Eyes/Disease Fiesta
    Orthodontic Police: On a family outing, Dad is pulled over by a motorcycle cop who discovers that Cow and Chicken have crooked teeth.
  • Headhunting in Oregon / The King and Queen of Cheese / I.M. Weasel: I, Architect
    Headhunting in Oregon Mom and Dad take Cow and Chicken on a vacation in Oregon to find "head hunters". The Red Guy is their tour guide, and takes them into the woods, where they find a tribe of headhunters. While Cow, Mom, and Dad are watching Ice Walkers, the tribe have their eyes fixed on Chicken's head. The King and Queen of Cheese Cow goes to Arkansas to meet The Red Guy, who is trying to become the King and Queen of Cheese. The problem is that his method of making cheese is sucking the cheese out of things such as buckets, water towers, weasels, haystacks, silos, grandmas, horses, dogs, lizards, hyenas, ducks, and now Cow. Chicken rescues Cow and the other animals, who then turn the cheese suckers to The Red Guy. I Am Weasel: "I Architect"moreless
  • Space Cow / The Legend of Sailcat / I.M. Weasel: Happy Baboon Holidays
    Space Cow Cow and Chicken write essays on the jobs they'd like to have when they grow up. Cow wants to go into space, while Chicken wants to go into marketing. The winning essay's writer will get to have a day's worth of experience of their career choice. Cow wins, and she gets to help two astronaut fix the stuble microscope, while Chicken is runner-up, however instead of being actually marketing, he's a bagboy. The spaceship runs out of fuel, so Chicken goes into space to save Cow. The Legend of Sailcat Flem's Dad takes Chicken, Flem, and Earl on a camping trip in the woods. Cow shows up with Chicken's forgotten hairbrush, only to be kicked out by him, Flem and Earl. Flem's Dad then sings a ballad to the kids about a flattened cat, who can act like a frisbee, and cut things down like trees and trucks. Later that night, the kids find their cans of Sugar Frosted Weenies cut open by Sailcat. I Am Weasel: "Happy Baboon Holidays"moreless
  • Lawnmower Chicken / Cow Loves Piles / I.M. Weasel: Law of Gravity
    Lawnmower Chicken Chicken needs to earn money to buy socks, so he gets a job mowing The Red Guy's lawn, which has grass taller than him. He also has to mow the back yard, which contains the Swiss Alps! After Chicken finishes, The Red Guy cheats him, so Super Cow fixes it up. Cow Loves Piles Cow buys the new Piles the Beaver Doll, and takes him to the carnival with her. When he's catapulted into the air, she then goes on a wild goose chase all over the carnival just to catch him. I Am Weasel: "Law of Gravity"moreless
  • Chicken's First Kiss / Squirt the Daisies / I.M. Weasel: I.M. Ambassador
    Chicken's First Kiss While playing a game of doll tag, Chicken is kissed by Winney. Everyone then tells Chicken that he has cooties, and that his beak will shrivel, his tongue will swell to 16 times, his butt will fall off, and his eyeballs will fall off. Chicken then has an anxiety attack, and imagines all the things others said. He then wakes up to find his parents tell him that he has to kiss Winney back, and marry her. Squirt the Daisies Cow and Chicken play at the arcade. The Red Guy persuades Chicken to play his new video game. Chicken is placed in a special chair, and fitted with special goggles, and he finds himself, virtually in the video games. He then finds himself the victim of a bunch of killer daises. I Am Weasel: "I Am Ambassador"moreless
  • Cow Instincts, Don't It? / Ballerina Cow / I.M. Weasel: I.R. Plant Life
    Cow's Insticts...Don't It? Cow learns that she has a herding instinct, and soon starts to fit in with other crowds such as flocks of ducks, schools of fish, and the military. She soon learns that she is supposed to herd with other cows, so she does, but soon dislikes it when all the other cows do nothing but stand and eat grass. Ballerina Cow Cow's dream is to be a great ballerina, but her weight makes her a big klutz, and every time she dances, she destroys the house. She is the target of the eyes of recently de-wrecking ball home wrecker, Irving J. Slacksoff (The Red Guy). He makes Cow his new home wrecking act, and her ballerina skills cause her to destroy an entire building. I Am Weasel: "I.R. Plant Life"moreless
  • Orthodontic Police / Cow with Four Eyes / I.M. Weasel: Disease Fiesta
    Orthodontic Police The Red Guy is an orthodontic police, whose duty is to correct those with bad teeth. He puts them into painful, and ridiculous looking retainers that cover their whole bodies. He puts them on everybody, even those without teeth. When everyone learns that the braces are permanent, Super Cow goes to everyone's rescue. The Cow with Four Eyes Cow has a new pair of glasses, and suddenly becomes the smartest person in school. Chicken decides two can play at that game, and gets glasses himself, but since he already has perfect vision, the glasses make everything look blurry, and he's soon the new smartest kid in class. Because of his new intellect, he is placed in charge of tearing down the new "dungeon", which was really a new indoor swimming pool. I Am Weasel "Disease Fiesta"moreless
  • School Bully / Time Machine / I.M. Weasel: Ping-Pong at Sea
    School Bully When Butch, a bully that enjoys picking on Chicken and Flem, is replaced by a meaner bully, Chicken and Flem go on a mission to restore the old bully's power. Time Machine While at the video arcade, Cow and Chicken find a time machine that takes them to the beginning of time, and they unwittingly change it. This episode's segment of I Am Weasel is Ping-Pong at Sea.moreless
  • Crash Dive / Happy Meat / I.M. Weasel: The Power of Odor
    Crash Dive When Chicken builds a submarine out of wood and has Cow nail him in, he soon realizes he has no control out of the vessel. Happy Meat When Chicken gets sick of the cafeteria food served at their school, he and Cow decide to set up their own food stand. This episode's segment of I Am Weasel is The Power of Odor.moreless
  • The Ugliest Weenie / I.M. Weasel: I.R. Big Star
    The Ugliest Weenie When Cow writes a play about an ugly, outcast weenie, Chicken makes fun of it. However, he won't be laughing when he is cast in the title role when it becomes a school production. This episode's segment of I Am Weasel is I.R. Big Star.
  • Confused / The Molting Fairy / I.M. Weasel: I.R. Gentlemans
    Confused Cow and Chicken are sent to military school after leaving one crumb on the floor, and the school's chief drill sargeant is none other than Red. The Molting Fairy When Chicken's feathers begin to fall out, he begins making a scheme to get rich quick off of The Molting Fairy, who is Red in disguise. This episode's segment of I Am Weasel is I.R. Gentlemans.moreless
  • Alive! / Who Is Supercow? / I.M. Weasel: Deep Sea Tour
    Alive! When Cow and Chicken's cousin, Boneless Chicken, come to babysit Cow, he and Cow end up stuck on the roof. Who is Super Cow? Red, tired of being foiled by Supercow, opens up a dry-cleaning shop for superhero costumes. Failing to find Supercow, he kidnaps Cow, and it's up to Chicken to save her. This episode's segment of I Am Weasel is Deep Sea Tour.moreless
  • Supermodel Cow / Part Time Job / I.M. Weasel: I.R. on Sun
    Supermodel Cow When Cow gets noticed by a magazine photographer, her looks become the latest trend, and she is famous. However, Cow learns the painful lesson that fame doesn't last very long... Part-Time Job To earn money for the newCrabs the Warthog doll, Cow takes up a part-time job at the milk farm. However, Chicken follows suit, and he soon gets referred to a chicken farm that is supplying fried chicken to major fast food industries. This episode's segment of I Am Weasel is I.R. on Sun.moreless
  • Field Trip to Folsom Prison Blues / Girls' Bathroom / I.M. Weasel: This Bridge Not Weasel Bridge
    Field Trip to Folsom Prison Blues When Cow and Chicken's class takes a field trip to the local prison, Chicken ends up switching places with a hardcore criminal prisoner called Red. In the meantime, Cow notices a change in "Chicken's" behavior. Girls' Bathroom When Earl and Flem dare Chicken to sleep in the mysterious and strange place called the "Girls' Bathroom", Chicken reluctantly accepts. This episode's segment of I Am Weasel is This Bridge Not Weasel Bridge.moreless
  • No Smoking: The Original Pilot
    Chicken thinks about smoking when sees that everybody else is doing it. The devil (which is actually the red guy; he's just called the devil in this episode because it's the pilot episode)takes chicken down to hell. Chicken says that he will never do it again but the devil says that it's to late and Supercow finally comes to save the day and take chicken from hell back to their home.moreless