Crash's inflated ego gets the better of him when he challenges action movie star Jake Mahoney to a fight.
Wyatt Tyler Bernstein
Cleo Anastasia Bernstein
Amanda Elizabeth Bernstein
Wyatt: Uh-oh, is somebody a sore loser?
Crash: No, you're a sore loser! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go over there to scream, break things, and blame other people for my shortcomings. Good day.
News Reporter Crash: In all my 37 seconds of broadcasting, I have never seen such a spectacular performance! Bernstein was dominated, annihilated, constipated. Tell us, Bernstein, how does it feel to be a loser?
Wyatt: Well, Crash, actually --
News Reporter Crash: Wait! I'm being told no one cares what a loser thinks.
Jake: I'm being informed I don't have the authority to invite the whole school. Just the two of you because... you're standing right there.
Wyatt: (to Pesto) Yes! We stood in the right place!
Jake: Stick around. After rehearsal, I'll let you take a picture of me.
Wyatt: You mean with you?
Crash: (to Jake) I challenge you to a smackdown! No gloves, no helmets, just my orthopedic insoles! I have flat feet!
Wyatt: Crash, you're losing to no one.
Crash: (gasps) That's almost as bad as losing to you! Bernstein, you got to protect me! Jake's going to tear me apart!
Wyatt: (sighs) I'll go talk to Jake, but you really dug yourself a hole. So, in case you can't save your butt, you might want to dig yourself a hole.
Wyatt: I'm asking you as a lifelong fan, please don't hurt Crash.
Jake: I can't back down now. I'm a hero! And Crash made me a laughingstock. That's the worst kind of stock.
Wyatt: Okay, guys, remember, this is just a practice run. Tomorrow it won't be the dummy. It will be Amanda. Pesto, stop kissing the dummy.
Pesto: How'd you get Amanda to agree to this?
Wyatt: Oh, I paid Cleo. She can talk Amanda into anything.
Pesto: Note to self.
Jake: That settles that.
Crash: It settles nothing! Now get over here, Cake Ma-fudgey!
Jake: Stop calling me variations of my name!
As part of "Pranksgiving," this episode premiered at a special day and time of Tuesday, 8:30 p.m. ET/PT.