Hotchner: (watching Prentiss prepare to meet Viper on his own pickup-artist turf) You're OK with this, right?
Prentiss: Yeah, I'll be fine. Sadly, I've actually dated people worse than Viper.
Garcia: Sir, does this guy stuff actually work on real, breathing girls?
Hotchner: (confused) Why are you asking me?
Garcia: I abhor the whole chicks-dig-jerks thing.
Hotchner: Well, fortunately, Garcia, you are one of the exceptions. Garcia: Be still my bespectacled heart. So are you, sir.
Hotchner: (smiling) Thanks.
Morgan: (discussing Viper) We need to bait him with someone he sees as a challenge.
Reid: To study his up close and personal is going to take someone that he's already attracted to. (all eyes are on Emily)
Prentiss: Ahh, oh, this is really gonna suck.
Morgan: OK, let me school you real quick. What you have to do with these ladies - just take control of the conversation. When you're talking, what makes you feel like an expert?
Reid: Uh... statistics.
Jordan Todd: So how bad did I just screw up?
Morgan: On a normal scale of one to 10, I'd say a six. But on Hotch's scale, an 11.
Morgan: (after Jordan tells Mrs. Holden about her own sister's death) Did you know that about Jordan?
Hotchner: No, and neither did she. According to her file, she's an only child.
Morgan: So, how's it going?
Reid: Not good. I gave the profile to one woman, and she asked if I was the unsub.
Reid: (via phone) Hey, how are you doing?
Austin: Great. I told my HMO I got abducted by a serial killer and they gave me free dental x-rays.
Morgan: (discussing Viper) Will you listen to that language? He's training serial killers.
Prentiss: Great. We're dealing with a rampant narcissist and misogynist who's turned himself into a snake oil salesman.
Jordan Todd: (to Viper) Really? Because that guy could get beautiful women into his apartment. I wouldn't let you on my Facebook page.
Prentiss: (to Jordan) Oh, you're on Facebook?
Jordan Todd: Yeah, you should friend me.
Prentiss: I will.
Prentiss: Jordan, this is Viper, God's gift to women.
Jordan Todd: Wow, God sure has a sense of humor.
Reid: How many phone numbers did you get?
Morgan: None. I'm working a case here, kid. (pause) OK. Four were offered, but I didn't take any of them.
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