Criminal Minds

Gideon: Can you promise to stay sensitive?
Maggie Callahan: Sure, as long as you promise to stay pissed off about what's happened to them.

Hotchner: You tend to forget, don't you?
Gideon: What?
Hotchner: All the different moods on the plane. I think the mindset's different when the victims are still alive.

Maggie Callahan: (glancing in Gideon's suitcase) You stole a bathrobe?
Gideon: They're complimentary.

Hotchner: (after Lisa Blake's rape) How bad were her injuries?
CSU Tech: She's lucky, they're relatively minor.
Hotchner: Do me a favor? Don't tell her that she's lucky.

Elle: I'm supposed to believe that you've got my back?
Hotchner: What's that supposed to mean?
Elle: The last time you sent me home, Hotch, it got me shot.

Morgan: Oh, one last thing. Look up the words "sexy" and "brilliant" in that computer of yours, and tell me what you come up with.
Garcia: Look at that, it's me.
Morgan: You are a goddess, woman. Ciao. (Morgan beeps off phone and sees the women in the waiting room staring)
Morgan: It was a... it was a work call.

Gideon: Doesn't anybody ever go home?
Elle: You're here.
Gideon: Exactly. Trust me, you don't want to model your social life on mine.

Gideon: (responding to a knock at his hotel room door) Be right there.
Maggie Callahan: (entering room without an invitation) I figured you wouldn't be sleeping either.
Gideon: What are you doing here?
Maggie Callahan: I took a room on the hall.
Gideon: You live four blocks away.
Maggie Callahan: Exactly. Why be separated from the work.

JJ: If it makes you feel any better, Hotch and Morgan took off.
Reid: Hotch is married; Morgan's... you know... Morgan.

Reid: Elle, he's dead. You're... you're right here. You won.
Elle: (holds up glass) Then here's to winning.

Morgan: (on the phone) I'd like to make a request.
Garcia: With that sultry voice? You name it.

Reid: I thought maybe... you might want to talk.
Elle: Don't go all profiler on me.
Reid: Elle, you got shot in your own home, and then came back to the BAU like nothing even happened. Thinking you might want to talk isn't profiling, it's Psych 101.