Criminal Minds

Prentiss: (speaking to Hotch and Reid) How'd you guys do?
Hotchner: Well, Reid got propositioned by every prostitute we talked to, but we didn't find anybody who thinks they'd seen the unsub.

Morgan: (to Mona, a homeless woman) Be careful, you hear me? This world needs all of its beautiful ladies, and that means you, too, Mona. (Mona smiles and walks away)
Prentiss: You're a good guy.
Morgan: Ya think?
Prentiss: Yeah, you make the people around you feel good.

Hotchner: You have Chaplin on film?
Gideon: My great-grandad was an accountant at one of the first movie studios.
Hotchner: He was in California?
Gideon: No no no, Chicago. Essanay Studios closed, 1920. Back then four or five movies made in the U.S. were made in Chicago. They closed down, they let my grandpa take, ehh, a couple extra prints home.
Hotchner: (amused) They let him?
Gideon: (laughing) Well, that's the family story… we're sticking to it.

Reid: You see, the word "coincidence" implies more...
Morgan: Hey! Hey, kid. We do not need a vocabulary lesson right now.
Reid: Right. Sorry.

JJ: (on the plane to Kansas City) This may be a wild goose chase.
Hotchner: But as someone I greatly respect suggested, 63 people may be in trouble and I think that that's worth the chase.

Det. McGee: I am telling you, I can... I can talk to somebody at lunch, and by dinner time they are wiped off the face of the earth.
JJ: Okay, um, how many is it?
Det. McGee: 63.
JJ: 63 people?
Det. McGee: At least 63.

Hotchner: What do you think happened to them, Captain?
Capt. Wright: I told you, I don't think anything happened to them.
Hotchner: Oh, that's right. You think they all got houses and jobs.

Hotchner: What if they were cheerleaders?
Capt. Wright: Excuse me?
Hotchner: Or teachers, or mothers? How did you put it, "Can bums even be missing?" Well, sir, they can. They can be hurt, they can be scared, and they can be killed.

Morgan: What was it the Yorkshire Ripper said about his victims?
Reid: The women I killed were filth. Bastard prostitutes that were littering the streets; I was just cleaning up the place a bit.
Morgan: (about the unsub) He's a house cleaner.
Reid: Mission-based killer who believes his murders are helping society.