Morgan: What's all this?
Deputy Borquez: Día de los Muertos.
Reid: Day of the Dead. A three-day Latin holiday where souls of dead relatives are said to return to earth to enjoy the pleasures that they once knew of.
Deputy Borquez: It sounds like he was reading that out of a book.
Morgan: No, trust me. He always sounds like that.
Reid: Actually, I was reading. I picked this pamphlet up at the airport.
Gideon: It's the Chikatilo Syndrome.
JJ: The what?
Reid: Andre Chikatilo, one of the most prolific serial killer of the 20th century. By the time they found him, he had killed more than 50 people.
Gideon: He was no more experienced than any average serial killer, but he lived in the Soviet Ukraine. The Soviets were convinced the serial killer is a uniquely American phenomenon. Inevitable result of... (in a Russian accent) decadent capitalism.
Jessica: (watching Hotch hold his son) You're holding him like a cantaloupe.
Hotchner: Why? You think you can do better? Here you go, smartypants. (the baby quiets down in her arms)
Hotchner: Fine. Let's see you profile a disorganized psychopath.
Morgan: Nothing like jet sleep, right?
Elle: Yeah, kind of like a night of drinking without the drinking.
Morgan: (listening to Garcia speak in poor Spanish on the phone) Easy there, Garcia. I think you just offended somebody's mother.
Garcia: Shut up, you. I took French. What can I say?
Morgan: Penelope, your last name is Garcia.
Garcia: Yeah, I know. It's my stepfather's name. Now do you want my genius or not?
Elle: (upon seeing the skeleton) Hotch!
Hotchner: A little late.
JJ: At least you get to spend your birthday weekend in Mexico.
Hotchner: Yeah, what's "doghouse" in Spanish?
JJ: All right, so is it possible that there are fewer serial killers in Mexican culture?
Gideon: It is possible. But, in my experience, evil is not a cultural phenomenon. It's a human one.
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