Student: What did you study?
Rossi: Criminal Justice, but Sports Appreciation was full up at my community college.
Prof. Rothschild: You have something going on more important than me?
Rossi: My dry cleaning is more important than you.
Prof. Rothschild: (to Rossi) Some games are just intended to be played by higher intellects.
Morgan: Harming a person weaker than you doesn't take any special ability.
Prof. Rothschild: Neither does slamming your fist down on a table, but we all must do what we must do.
Rossi: ...but if you killed seven women without leaving a trace of evidence, why turn yourself in?
Prof. Rothschild: Imagine what the world would have missed if da Vinci never showed his work.
Reid: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Rossi: (whispering) Don't.
Reid: Two. One to change the light bulb and one to to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. (crickets)
Reid: Um, an existentialist would...
Rossi: Before he does his quantum physics knock-knock joke, do we have any other questions about opportunities in the FBI?
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