Criminal Minds

Reid: Did dad like kids?
Diana Reid: Well, yes. If it were up to him you would have a house full of brothers and sisters.
Reid: So you didn't want more children?
Diana Reid: Why would I mess with perfection? (winks)

JJ: If anything should happen to us, it's up to you and Garcia to make sure that this boy gets into Yale.
Reid: Ooh Yale, Yale. Do you wanna go to Yale, Henry? That was your godfather's safety school. Don't worry, I can get you into Caltech with one phone call.

Rossi: (discussing William Reid) He's keeping tabs on you. That's saying something.
Reid: Yeah, he Googled me. That makes up for everything.

Hotchner: We went back 10 years. No questionable transactions that we could find.
Prentiss: Well, he did buy a ticket to see Celine Dion six months ago, but I think we can overlook that.

Prentiss: I hate Vegas.
Morgan: Come on, Prentiss, how can you hate Vegas? This is a grown folks' playground.

Woman at Bar: Hey, you won, like, two thousand dollars here.
Reid: Keep it.
Rossi: You do realize you just gave two grand to a hooker.
Morgan: Must have been quite a conversation. What was it about?
Reid: How to stop smoking.

Morgan: Yeah, talk to me, baby girl.
Garcia: I'm not interrupting boy time at Crazy Horse Too, am I?
Morgan: You know that's not my thing. I'm more for in-room entertainment.
Garcia: I can't help you there, but I do give good phone.

Reid: My mind is sending me signals. I can't ignore them anymore.
Rossi: Mixed signals -- that's what the subconscious is all about. You know that.

Reid: "There is no refuge from memory and remorse in this world. The spirits of our foolish deeds haunt us, with or without repentance." Gilbert Parker

Reid: "What was silent in the father speaks in the son, and often I've found in the son the unveiled secret of the father." Friedrich Nietzsche