Criminal Minds Season 1 Episode 9

Elle: (talking about Garcia's ability to find criminal records) Can you get into those records?
Reid: Despite the fact that they were probably expunged, she can find the faintest echo of deletion, and successfully recreate the file thereby sending us all to prison for computer felony fraud counts.
Elle: We can make bail.

Garcia: You're breathing on my neck.
Reid: I'm sorry. Sorry.
Elle: You two having fun?
Garcia: Oh, yeah. Sifting through the life and times of Freddy Condore with Dr. Reid here is a party I wouldn't want to miss.

Gideon: (after revealing photos of murdered people on board) I believe you're an extremely impotent man.
Vincent Perotta: (rattling his handcuffs) Take these off - we'll see!

Hotchner: Paranoid personalities develop in childhood.
Vincent Perotta: You know, you just saved me thousands of dollars in therapy bills.

Hotchner: But your father beat you every chance he got.
Vincent Perotta: He smacked me around some. Didn't everybody's old man?
Hotchner: No.
Vincent Perotta: Well, maybe if yours had, you would have learned to fight.

Hotchner: You were just responding to what you learned, Vincent. When you grow up in an environment like that, an extremely abusive, violent household, it's not surprising that some people grow up to become killers.
Vincent Perotta: Some people?
Hotchner: What's that?
Vincent Perotta: You said some people grow up to become killers.
Hotchner: And some people grow up to catch them.

Morgan: (Garcia enters the room holding a cardboard box) Please tell me you brought some breakfast.
Garcia: Huh? Trust me, sugar, you're not going to want to eat when you see what's in here.

Gideon: Hemingway wrote, "There is no hunting like the hunting of a man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else."