Gideon: Ever feel like there's something obvious right in front of you, you just can't see it?
Morgan: Yeah, usually right before a woman dumps me.
Elle: (hearing a chirping bird and looking up) Is that an oriole?
Gideon: No. A black-headed grosbeak.
Elle: What kind's the other one?
Gideon: Grosbeak, too. Female. Huh (smiling at the two birds). Orson Welles said all the birds that belong to our sex have prettier feathers 'cause males have got to try to justify their existence. We spend all our time screaming, "look at me. Look at me."
Garcia: (answering the phone) Go, from Ms. Penelope Garcia.
JJ: (via phone) Are you ready with the trap and trace?
Garcia: Peaches, this is the Office of Unmitigated Superiority. I am always ready. With the awesome power I have in this room, all I need is 15 seconds on the phone to nail this skeevy perv.
JJ: (via phone) Fifteen seconds?
Garcia: If that.
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