Gideon: Ever feel like there's something obvious right in front of you, you just can't see it?
Morgan: Yeah, usually right before a woman dumps me.
Elle: (hearing a chirping bird and looking up) Is that an oriole?
Gideon: No. A black-headed grosbeak.
Elle: What kind's the other one?
Gideon: Grosbeak, too. Female. Huh (smiling at the two birds). Orson Welles said all the birds that belong to our sex have prettier feathers 'cause males have got to try to justify their existence. We spend all our time screaming, "look at me. Look at me."
Garcia: (answering the phone) Go, from Ms. Penelope Garcia.
JJ: (via phone) Are you ready with the trap and trace?
Garcia: Peaches, this is the Office of Unmitigated Superiority. I am always ready. With the awesome power I have in this room, all I need is 15 seconds on the phone to nail this skeevy perv.
JJ: (via phone) Fifteen seconds?
Garcia: If that.
Garcia: Office of Unfettered Omniscience. Penelope Garcia is in. Speak, oh fortunate one.
Elle: Garcia, it's Elle. Can you get into the phone repair records in San Diego?
Garcia: Sunshine, I can run CentCom from here and still participate in simultaneous Tetris tournaments.
Elle: You think they'll ever run out of new things to do with their victims?
Gideon: Well, finding new ways to hurt each other is what we're good at.
Morgan: Why the Tommy Killer?
Hotchner: You know the rock opera? Well, this unsub glues his victims' eyes wide open.
Reid: He wants them to see him.
Gideon: And feel them.
Hotchner: (discussing Reid) Isn't it amazing he knows what he knows, and he's only 24?
Gideon: (smiling) Imagine what he'll know by 50.
Gideon: Someone else on the plane is a huge Skins fan.
Reid: Who?
Gideon: The only person in the world who calls you "Spence."
Morgan: God, I hate not having a plan. We're looking for a needle in a haystack here.
Reid: Actually, it's more like we're looking for a needle in a pile of needles.
Morgan: What?
Reid: A needle would stand out in a haystack.
Reid: Do you think it's weird that I knew that ballad?
Elle: Reid, I don't know how you know half the stuff you know, but I'm glad you do.
Reid: Do you think that's why I can't get a date?
Elle: Have you ever asked anyone out?
Reid: (shifting his eyes) No.
Ellie: That's why you can't get a date.
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