Bites, both animal and human send the team to Milwaukee and a shallow grave holding three bodies. Elsewhere, Reid and Penelope start a fitness program they'd like to keep secret from another team member.
Senior SSA David Rossi
Unit Chief Aaron Hotchner
SSA Derek Morgan
SSA Dr. Spencer Reid
SSA Jennifer "JJ" Jareau
Analyst Penelope Garcia
David Wade Cunningham
(Reid and Garcia, exhausted, complain to Morgan after the fit test.)
Morgan: All right. All right. All right. Enough is enough. I guess I got to let the cat out of the bag. I kind of already had your fit test waived.
Morgan: Baby girl, think about it. You're not even in the field. Hey, Pretty Ricky. You already got enough case hours to qualify. This was just a good time for me.
Garcia: I'm gonna kill him.
Reid: If I can manage to lift my arms. I can hold him down. (They both chase Morgan around the field.)
Reid: (Stretching before taking the Fit test.) Do you think they'd really terminate us if we can't run fast enough?
Garcia: No. Probably something worse. They'd make us take another Fit test.
Reid: I'd rather be terminated.
Garcia: I just hope the PT instructor isn't a jerk. Those jock guys are always such jerks.
Reid: Yeah, total jerks. That's probably him right now.
Garcia: Oh look. He's totally walking like a jerk.
Reid:That's a total jerk walk. Wait a minute. I think that's Morgan. Yeah.
Garcia: Oh my god, it is.
(Morgan walks up to them.)
Garcia: Why are you here?
Morgan: It looks like I'm your new PT instructor. Watkins got sick. So today's your lucky day. I'm your guy.
Garcia: Awesome. That's awesome.
Morgan: Guys. Guys come on. Seriously. You should have just said something. This whole Fit test thing is just a formality. I could have got the whole thing waived. (Reid and Garcia look at each other in disappointment.)
Morgan: It took us almost two hours to get out here.
JJ: And that's with you driving too.
(Garcia arrives at the office after working out with Reid.)
Morgan: You okay?
Garcia: Yeah why?
Morgan: Because you got a little gimp in your giddyup.
Garcia: Uh, it's the shoes. Beauty knows no pain.
Morgan: Whoa whoa whoa. Wait a minute. (Morgan sniffs Garcia.)
Garcia: What are you doing?
Morgan: Do I smell Bengay?
Garcia: Maybe. I had an active evening with Sam.
(Garcia and Reid finish running a mile at the track and are out of breath.)
Garcia: 8:49. Good God, that's not even close. Why does it have to be such a fast mile? Have you ever had to run a mile in the field?
Garcia: I'm not even in the field. I sit at a computer on my perfect posterior. Like, all day.
Reid: Maybe we should ask Morgan for help.
Reid: But he has really good abs.
Garcia: Yes he does. But it's bad enough some bureaucrat is making us take this stupid test. The last thing we need is Mr. Universe talking smack the whole time.
Reid: But he knows all the stuff. He can probably, like, teach us some tricks, help us train.
Garcia: Yeah, but he takes it way too seriously. I worked out with him once.
Reid: You worked out? That's cool.
Garcia: Yeah. In a non traditional manner. And never again with him. He was all "You gotta move, baby girl. Move it or lose it they say. You say you're high tech? Well my grandmama can move better than that."
Reid: He can be enthusiastic at times.
Garcia: Well, that's one way of saying it.
Morgan: "Friendship multiplies the good of life and divides the evil." Baltasar Gracian
Reid: "It is more important to know what sort of person has a disease than to know what sort of disease a person has." Hippocrates
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