Criminal Minds

JJ: Anyone need directions back to the air strip?
Morgan: Town's only got one road. We'll find it.
Prentiss: Yeah, Morgan doesn't like to follow directions. You didn't know those things?
Reid: Yeah, he likes to 'vibe it.'
Morgan: Okay, smartass, you drive. (throws the car keys to Reid)
Prentiss: Oh, great.
Reid: Sweet.

Rossi: She did everything she could to deny the truth.
Sheriff Merrill Dobson: What? That he was a killer?
Rossi: That they'd never be together.

Rossi: They have parachutes on board, right?
Reid: They should, it's standard on all federal air transport.
Rossi: Maybe we can give one to the elephant in the room, get him out of here?

Rossi: (regarding the code) What do you need to crack it?
Reid: The ability to clone myself and a year's of supply of Adderall.
Rossi: I'll put on the coffee.

Morgan: (as Hotch closes his eyes in obvious pain aboard the BAU jet) Hotch?
Hotchner: Yeah.
Morgan: You have been cleared to fly, haven't you?

Morgan: So it's a binary code?
Reid: Yeah. Bacon used a 21-letter alphabet - this one's 24. Each letter's assigned a bit string of five binary digits. This combination yields 32 possible encodings. Normally, you'd use a computer to run all these combinations, but it was quicker just to do it longhand until I found the right one.
Prentiss: (stares and then pokes Reid on the right cheek) He's so lifelike!

Prentiss: Hey, you ever get groupies at your book signings?
Rossi: Sometimes. If Barry Manilow isn't in town.
Prentiss: Any of them look like that? (hands Rossi a photo) Shara Carlino. She visited Ryan over 70 times.
Rossi: Waits an average of three hours for a 10-minute visit... mandatory strip search. Would you endure that for a guy?
Prentiss: For Barry Manilow maybe.

Morgan: Reid, you're not seriously floating around the idea of an evil twin, are you?
Reid: No, I'm not. I'm floating the idea of an eviler twin. Traditionally, the concept is a good twin and an evil twin. But in this case it's evil twin, eviler twin.