Hotchner: Hey, don't knock family. I'm gonna get nothing but for the next 336 hours.
Morgan: Hmm, good for you.
Hotchner: Haley's got a list of chores a mile long and I can't wait. The biggest decision I gotta make is what I'm gonna do first.
Elle: I bet you she has a thought or two about that as well.
Hotchner: Bring it on.
Gideon: (reviewing the evidence) I got a Nellie Fox baseball card from 1963 and I got a head in a box.
Elle: I got the decapitated body and a nice visit to the Jamaican police headquarters.
JJ: (Talking about the incredible Sir Kneighf) Please tell me you don't have a crush on a fictional character.
Garcia: He's not fictional. He's the online alter-ego of a real person.
JJ: Mm-hmm, but you don't know anything about him, or even if he is… a him.
Garcia: Look, we meet online at specified times that he is never late to. We spend hours adventuring and chatting during which time I have his undivided attention and he lavishes me with flattery. When was the last time you had a date go that well?
JJ: See if he's got a fictional brother.
Morgan: Well, you all right there, Greenaway?
Elle: Go away.
Morgan: See you tomorrow?
Elle: Afternoon.
Guy: Afternoon?
Elle: Don't speak.
Jamaican Cop: Where is the victim's head?
Elle: Well, I must have dropped it on my way in here.
Morgan: (about Reid) He look OK to you?
Elle: He looks about the way I would if I was gonna spend two weeks with my family.
Unsub: (on videotape) You will all understand in the end why it must be this way. You might even thank me.
Elle: Don't hold your breath, scumbag.
Hotchner: (looking at the broadsword left in Giles' body) …maybe the light from here casts a shadow and points to something.
Elle: Come on. Are we in the middle of a Indiana Jones movie?
This is a reference to the Indiana Jones movie trilogy, with Harrison Ford in the title role. The final movie was Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. In one scene he is looking for the entrance to catacombs in a library. He finds it by using the reflection of the sun through a stained glass window with the crucified Christ.
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