Crossing Jordan Season 2 Episode 2

Jordan: Look I know I screwed up but I'm still the best ME you've got and I don't need any grand standing, brown nosing, office stealing… (realises Elaine is behind her)
Elaine: Morning, I understand we have a descendant in Brothton.
Jordan: Yeah, ah, are you ready to role?
Elaine: Sure, just let me run to my stolen office, sign a few autographs, kiss a few asses and I'll be good to go!
Garret: (to Jordan) You're a real people pleaser.

Woody: Look Jordan, I have been acting like kind of a jerk lately
Jordan: You know what forget it, after all I put you through I probably had it coming.
Woody: No I, I still feel like I owe you an apology.
Jordan: Oh, I don't want an apology.
Woody: What do you want?
Jordan: Breakfast!

Garret: I could wring your neck for taking a chance like that, thanks for saving my ass.
Jordan: Couldn't let a sweet piece like this go to waste, could I?

Woody: I should have never left Wisconsin.

Jordan: Do me a favor Woody. Let me know when you stop being mad at me cause it's really starting to wear thin.
Woody: I'm not mad at you. I'm not mad. It just seems you lost the ability to see anyone else's point of view.
Jordan: I hate to break it to you, but I never had that ability.

Jordan: (to dead body) Well looks like you're the only one around here I can talk to.