Crossing Jordan

Garret: I'm not in a mess, but if you don't find someone else to pester, you will be.

Jordan: So what happened in court? Garret: My guess is you've already heard. Jordan: I've heard the part that's none of my business.

Garret: I think you run an iron clad definition of what this relationship is. Renee: Oh I already have that…quicksand.

Garret: I don't mind waiting as long as I'm waiting for you.

Jordan: I apologize. Garret: Do I know you?

Jordan: Does it get you off the hook with General Walcott?

Nigel: I'm finding her a tad pushy. Woody: But she is hot though. Nigel: In your squeaky clean, white bread world perhaps. Woody: You know what, never mind, I don't think I need to know what makes your toe rise. Nigel: Oh Woody, I'd so love to tell you. (Woody runs) Too easy.

Renee: When you get bored in the play pen you know where to find me.

Nigel: I won't tell anyone you're pushy if you don't tell anyone I'm a pushover. Devan: Sounds good to me.

Devan: Nigel you're really.. Nigel: Good..kind..noble..

Dr. Macy (to detective): If you say that again, you're gonna need somebody else's teeth to chew with.

Nigel: Have you taken Jordan's job of badgering people until they cave? Lilly: I'm in the apprentice program.

Devan: So who's the easy mark? (Nigel points to himself & mouths "me".)

Woody (to Devan): You're a doctor. You want to be a cop I'll get you an application.

(Nigel is trying to talk Woody into taking Devan with him on an investigation) Nigel: She'll hurt you. More importantly, she'll hurt me.

Jordan: Here, live your fantasy. Garret: I've dreamed of this moment...