Jordan: Are you beepable? I just have to go somewhere first.
Howard: I'll keep it on vibrate.
Max: Jordan you remember what we said, if there's any danger, we call the police.
Jordan: It's a van full of laundry, how dangerous can it be?!?
Howard: (To Garret) Don't be so hard on yourself, you're human...live a little.
Howard: Lack of social skills, an inability to express emotion, Dr. Cavanaugh professionally I'm concerned.
Howard: Concerned and turned on. (Jordan throws a ball of paper at him!)
Howard: Did you know there were 18,000 cases of clinical depression in Boston last year, how depressing is that!
Jordan: Too bad I wasn't here, could have made it 18,001.
Jordan: Garret have you gotten any recently?
Garret: Pardon me?
Jordan: You heard me. How long has it been?
Garret: We are not having this conversation.
Garret: Whether or not I have been getting any lately is none of your business and there are more important things to do around here than discuss my sex life.
Jordan: Yeah, but they're not as much fun!
Trey: Did you hear that?
Garret: The guy's got the touch.
Bug: It's gotta be the accent.
Trey: That guy can shovel it with the best of them.
Secret Love by Doris Day
Nuages by Django Reinhardt
NBC decided to promote the show during All About Us during the weekend and informed viewers that they were watching Crossing Jordan instead.