Crusade

Gideon: They report seeing a dragon... Galen: What? Gideon: A dragon... Big as a skyscraper. Galen: Aaah, breathing fire and all that? Gideon: Supposedly, yes. But they haven't found any damage. Can't be much of a dragon. Galen: Did they say what color it was? Red, green, black, ...? Gideon: Gold, with red eyes. Why? Galen: Oh. Nothing!

Lt. Meyers: A twelve ton cargo transport disappeared entirely from our planet side base for two days. When it reappeared, we discovered that the engines had been removed and replaced with a substance resembling peanut butter. Galen : [laughs]

[Gideon is playing an unsuccessful solo game of basketball.] Gideon: That's the third time, in and out! That hoop is defective, man! Cheap, lousy, piece of ... Matheson: I believe you were saying something about 'calming the spirit'? Gideon: Complaining about the court is part of the game!

[TechnoMages discussing their creation of demons] Galen: The teeth are a very nice touch. Alwyn: You think so? Not too big? Galen: No, I think they are just about right. [Someone is bitten, and screams.] Alwyn: Yes, I suppose you're right.

Alwyn: [to Galen] There is much of your father in you.

Alwyn: If they come with guns, they will leave in boxes.

Galen: If I'm right, this is definitely something you should see. Gideon: And if you're wrong? Galen: Oh well, that hardly seems likely; now does it?

Galen: You're strip-mining the place!