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Catherine: And nobody saw anything?
Grissom: They were watching the movie. Dark room. Loud music. Four exits. Everybody looking the other way.
Catherine: Professional killer?
Grissom: Or a movie buff.
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Warrick: Venus and Serena. Perfect Match.
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(After she went to go get popcorn during an old noir movie)
Catherine: Hi, what'd I miss?
Grissom: Murder, seduction, deceit. The usual.
Catherine: Mmm. This one of your favorites?
Grissom: Actually, I'm not a big fan of noir.
Catherine: Okay...Well, what do you like?
Grissom: I like silent movies. (Catherine stops and turns to look at Grissom. With a small smile on his face, Grissom glances at Catherine, then turns to look at the screen)
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(To Grissom and Doc Robbins who are discussing movies)
Catherine: Mr Siskel. Mr Ebert. May I have a cause of death?
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(Arriving at the crimescene)
Catherine: Ooh. Theatres are like night clubs... you should always keep the lights off.
Grissom: This is the last art house left in Vegas. I saw Baraka here, on a double bill with Koyaanisqatsi.
Catherine: Was there anyone else here?
Grissom: Sure.
Catherine: With you?
Grissom: No.
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Greg: Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer. Swab one down, run it through CODIS, ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall.
Nick: (walking in) Whatever happened to "take one down and pass it around"? That was the best part.
Greg: You know us lab rats have to do something to get through the day.
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Sara: So what is it?
Hodges: Give me some time, I'm not a miracle worker.
Sara: Well, that's obvious, Hodges, or else you wouldn't be rude.
Hodges: I wasn't being rude, I was being curt. Rude would be "When I know, you'll know." Friends?
Sara: No.
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(Sara is carrying a really long bamboo stick)
Sara: Hey guys, what do you make of this piece of bamboo?
Nick: Bag it.
Sara (sarcastically): That's funny. Very funny.