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Hodges (to Warrick): I perfected my butterfly technique on chicken breasts. I saute them in a Chardonnay reduction with Herbes de Provence. Drives women wild. (pause) Well, Mom.
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Arnie Clifton: Look, are we done? 'Cause I gotta get back to work.
Nick: No, we're not done here... You got sand on your shoes.
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Brass (talking about when he got shot): You wanna frame your biggest screw up and put it on the wall?
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Grissom: I got you a veggie burger.
Sara: Thanks.
Warrick: What'd you get me?
Grissom: I didn't know you were here. Soy, sorry. (Sara smirks)
Warrick: Where is the love?
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(At a club)
Nick: So do you think that Grissom will show?
Catherine: Not if he thinks that he has to dance.
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Nick: Do you still like to dance? (Catherine makes a face and gives him a look) I don't mean the way that you used to. I mean--
Catherine: I know what you mean. And yes, I do.
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Catherine: I always liked the circus.
Grissom: Yeah, it's fun trying to figure out the magic tricks.
Catherine: Well, that's taking the fun outta it.
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Sam: It's good to see you back on your feet, Jim.
Brass: You've never seen me off of them, Sam. You know this is like old times: You and me, a party. A dead body.
Sam: This is supposed to be a celebration. The Eclipse is going to be my legacy. We break ground next year.
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Sara: So no suicide note?
Warrick (lifts up the Bible): Not even in the Holy Bible.
Sara (smirks): That is the first place I looked too.
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Sara: So doc, you tell me: Suicide or homicide?
Doc Robbins: Neither side at this point.
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Sheriff Burdick: I've asked the mayor to give you a commendation. Medal of valor. Congratulations.
Brass: Well, well, that's nice. Do I have to be there?
Sheriff Burdick: As a matter or protocol, I'd say you damn well better be.
Brass: Look---
Sheriff Burdick: Look, I'm gonna say a few nice things, hand you a plaque, we shake hands, a whole lot of reporters will be there to take photos of the big event. It'll be magic. (walks away) My office will call you to set it up.
Brass (to himself): I was gonna vote for you anyway.
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Catherine: Well, we know where she died.
Grissom: Yeah but where'd she come from? (the stage raises to show a huge auditorium)
Catherine: Where would you like to start?
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(At a crime scene, which has a mini replica of the same scene)
Sofia (looking at the mini replica): Have you ever seen anything like this?
Grissom: No. The detail is...
Sofia: ...terrifying.
Grissom: Impressive. (looks at the dead body) And yes, terrifying.
Sofia (looks form the dead body to the miniature box): Which do you think came first the chicken or the egg?
Grissom: I've always been an egg man. But this time, I don't know.
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Hodges: Just say the magic words.
Warrick: "Shut up, Hodges?"
Hodges: Open sesame.
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Greg: Let me tell you, Siegfried and Roy's disappearing elephant no longer impresses me.
Grissom: I'll tell you how they did that later.
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David: Sorry, I was meeting the future in-laws.
Sara: Did they love you?
David: I got a little excited talking about work....they stopped eating.
Sara: Oh.
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(They are watching Brass get a commendation on TV)
Warrick: Brass looks like he's about to puke.
Sara: Or punch someone.
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Sara: According to my supervisor, we're not really into the business of 'why'. (her pager goes off) I gotta go.
Grissom: Bye.
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Warrick (after David accidentally fired the gun that the victim was holding as he was trying to clear it): At least we know one person who shot the dead guy.