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Grissom: You know, when a tree falls in the forest, even if no one's there to hear it, it does, in fact, make a sound.
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(Sara taking mouth swabs from suspect)
Sara: Are you refusing?
Suspect: Uh.. I haven't brushed my teeth.
Warrick: Hey mouth boy, she's not gonna kiss you, she just wants your DNA okay?
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Grissom: Frederick Miescher requests my presence?
Greg: Figured out my code huh? Well you know my boy, Freddie, discovered DNA.
Grissom: He's been dead a hundred years, Greg.
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(A lot of items are spread out on the table)
Greg: Well, this is one way to get her DNA. Bring me her whole life.
Sara: It's called zeal, Greg.
Greg: Or overkill.
Grissom: It's called protocol. Let's get on with it.
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Henry McFadden: Paige and I dated once or twice. She wasn't my type. If you haven't noticed... I'm in the system now. The talent pool's pretty deep.
Nick: She dumped you!
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Grissom: We told them what happened.
Catherine: Yeah. But we didn't give them what they needed... closure.
Grissom: Truth brings closure.
Catherine: Not always.
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Catherine: No one can predict more than a few seconds into the future.
Nick: I predict I'll still be standing here one minute from now.
Warrick: Where are we going with this?
Grissom: Paige was in her dorm room and then ended up in the dumpster. Somewhere between her dorm room and the dumpster is our answer. That's where we're going. Coming, Nick? (everyone leaves. Nick smiles as he's caught)
Warrick (to Nick): Nice try, Nostradamus.
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Warrick: Where you been?
Grissom: I can't be everywhere, Warrick and they've banned human cloning.
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Grissom (to Greg): Are we paying you by the word?
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Grissom: You showered.
Catherine: Thanks for noticing Gil, you're very observant.
Grissom (studying a surveillance tape and inadvertently blocking Cath's view): Yeah? Well ... I can't tell what I'm observing here. What does that look like?
Catherine: A five-foot-eleven workaholic.
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Nick: You know, it's easier to get a master's degree than a parking spot on campus.
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Grissom: H.L. Mencken once said, "There's an easy solution to every human problem -- neat, plausible ... and wrong." So if the solution to our problem is not neat, plausible and wrong; then it could be messy, unlikely and right.
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Sara: Five Hundred Dollars. That's huge money at her age if you actually get it. That's a big college racket, like buying books back.
Grissom: Why would anyone want to sell their books?
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Grissom: People don't vanish, Jim. It's a molecular impossibility.