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Grissom: I just got a page from James Watson.
Nick: And I got one from Francis Crick. What's going on, Greg?
Greg: Well, as you both know, Watson and Crick are the granddaddies of DNA. Without their discoveries, I'd have nothing to do all day.
Nick: What have you been doing all day?
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(About the GPS navigator, Sara knows exactly where Ms. Lombart wanted to go and where she went)
Greg: So does that thing tell you why?
Sara: What do you have, Greg?
Greg: Well, maybe she had the munchies. Tox screen came back. Ms. Lombart tested positive for cannabis sativa.
Sara: Grass?
Greg: "Grass"? So 70's, man. Sticky green, the dank, the chronic, the cush, the happy stick, wacky-tobaccy.
Sara: Well, wait, wait, wait. Grandma was high?
Greg: Yeah.
Sara: Grandma was high?
Greg: (pretends to inhale on a joint) As a kite.
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Greg: Hey, I hear you're working on Hank's case.
Sara: I believe it's my case.
Greg: Territorial. You know, guys don't like that.
Sara: You're crowding me, Greg.
Greg: Well, I have some information that'll bring us even closer.
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Sara: Diane Lambart lived two hours away. If she drove into Vegas with the intention of using it as a murder weapon. I'd imagine she'd be pretty stressed.
Doc Robbins: Kamikaze Grandma.
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Brass (to Sara): You know, there maybe something to that kamikaze grandma theory of yours.
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Sara: An old Jaguar with a GPS unit. That's strange.
Catherine: Yeah, not your granny's Oldsmobile.
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Sara: Where you going?
Grissom: I got gas.
Sara: Oh.
Grissom: Residential gas leak in Henderson.
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Hodges: I didn't page you.
Nick: I know. I'd just figured I'd come by.
Hodges: You're checking up on me.
Nick: No, Hodges I'm checking up on my evidence.
Hodges: Do you think if you hover over the FTIR it'll work faster?
Nick (sarcastically): Yeah... Hodges, that's what I think.
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(After Hank cheated on Sara)
Catherine: You got plans?
Sara: Nope.
Catherine: You wanna get a beer?
Sara: Drive.
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Sara: I'm sorry. I got wrapped up in...
Catherine: Hank.
Sara: Yeah.
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Restaurant Manager: If you ask me, that's the reason old people don't belong behind the wheel.
Sara: Yeah, I didn't ask you.
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Grissom: If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.
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Catherine: Some Happy Hour, huh?
Grissom: I think Happy Hour's over.