CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Catherine: So what are we lookin' at? Det. Vartann: Um, 419, suspicious circs. Uh, honestly, I have no idea. Catherine: Okay, it's my turn now. Clear the scene.

Nick: I don't get it. These woman, the time, the pain, the effort. For what? Smoother skin? Please. Catherine: Make a muscle Nicky. Nick: What? Catherine: Roll up your sleeve, make a muscle. (he rolls up his sleeve and makes a muscle and Catherine feels it and is impressed) Now how much time went into this? I'm gonna guess 5 days at the gym, low carb, low fats, slow burn, and for what, Nicky? For what? Nick: That's a good point but it's not the same thing. Catherine: No. It's nice, though. Nick: Well, thanks, I'm not even flexing it yet either. Catherine: Really? But it's rock hard. David (appears in doorway holding a purse): Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt... barge in. Nick: No, no, it's all right, Super Dave. Nice purse.

Sara: What are you doing with potassium nitrate? Grissom: I'm making a bomb. Two bombs, actually. (he takes a scoop of sugar and adds it to the mix) Sara: And sugar. You're making sweet bombs? Grissom: I'm making smoke bombs.

(Processing the victims house) Nick: Do you uh, think these supplements really work? Catherine: Why you askin' me? Nick: I'm just askin' a question, Catherine. Catherine: Scientifically, there's not a whole lot of evidence. (they continue to process and Catherine finds more beauty products) Nick: More lotions and potions. Catherine: You gonna ask me if these work too? Nick: No. I'm gonna go process the bathroom.

Travis: I heard that you found urine in the vic's stomach. Catherine: I'm not sure if it's hinky or kinky. Travis: When I used to play ball for the Stars, we would pee on our palms during spring training, toughen up 'em up, you know. Catherine: Remind me to never shake your hand. Travis: I'll put on a glove first. Catherine: That's always a good idea. (Travis laughs)

Doc Robbins: I found ten cc's of urine in her stomach. Digestive system is intact and I found no bruises or abrasions in her mouth. So there's only one way it could've gotten there. Catherine: Chug-a-lug.

Sara: We're going to need a urine sample. Mr Kendle: Why? Greg: You may be suffering from sulphural-floride gas poisoning. Urination is the only way for the poison to get out. Mr Kendle: I got the flu. Sara: If that's true then your urine will be sulphural-floride free. Greg: But if you're lying, you're in big trouble.

Catherine: Hang on. You consider aging as a disease? Dr. Malaga: With a 100% mortality rate.

Grissom: Does it bother you that you make your living killing insects?