Morgan: I'm not saying I don't like Vegas. I'm just saying L.A. clearly owns it in a number of key categories. Vegas has no heart, no history...
Greg: No history?
D.B.: No taxes ought to quiet your complaint.
Morgan: No ocean.
Greg: All right, Morgan, I'll give you the ocean.
Morgan: And the weather, and the Lakers. And the ability to walk down the street without being handed full-frontal business cards.
Greg: Okay, but if you think L.A. beats Vegas at night, you need professional help.
Morgan: Oh! You offering your services?